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The turtle and the scorpion

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carusmm Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"Why did you sting me, Mr Scorpion?" said the turtle. "Not because I am a scorpion, Mr Turtle, but because you were a turtle," said the scorpion.

I love turtles. Who would I have to pick on if there were no turtles?
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:iconmaltese101:
maltese101 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student General Artist
pick prosaix. :lol:
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Deizzan Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
When I heard it there was a frog/toad instead of a turtle. I am also rather fond of turtles and already have a habit of killing scorpions I find in my home.
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Abstract-Mindser Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Oh hey, I just heard this metaphor on Star Trek Voyager.
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saintartaud Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
Who knows, maybe you're the turtle, and we're the scorpions.
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carusmm Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I may be a tea pot too.
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saintartaud Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional General Artist
You might be a great many things.
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kaikaku Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"It's in my nature."

Also,

Turtles all the way down.

/randomness
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Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
You're picking on this poor, defenseless forum :(
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Come over to the dark side, turtle, it's more fun.
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Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
I'm already comfy where I am
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