The turtle and the scorpion
"Why did you sting me, Mr Scorpion?" said the turtle. "Not because I am a scorpion, Mr Turtle, but because you were a turtle," said the scorpion.
I love turtles. Who would I have to pick on if there were no turtles?
I love turtles. Who would I have to pick on if there were no turtles?
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pick prosaix. 
When I heard it there was a frog/toad instead of a turtle. I am also rather fond of turtles and already have a habit of killing scorpions I find in my home.
Oh hey, I just heard this metaphor on Star Trek Voyager.
Who knows, maybe you're the turtle, and we're the scorpions.
I may be a tea pot too.
You might be a great many things.
"It's in my nature."
Also,
Turtles all the way down.
/randomness
Also,
Turtles all the way down.
/randomness
You're picking on this poor, defenseless forum :(
Come over to the dark side, turtle, it's more fun.
I'm already comfy where I am
Turtles like comfort, don't they?
According to my icon, I'm a bear
...with dental issues.
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The lol wut pear combined with pedobear.