The Real Badass Gods and Goddesses


Zazill's avatar
<img src= "[link]" /> Eve has better work's than Adam, because she isn't one dimensional. Of course Lilith trumps them both because she is purely bad-ass. Those who believe in Yhwh paint him as benevolent and absolute, ie, the worst mary sue of all time. But luckily there are Gods and Goddesses out there that are crazy, badass, batshit insane or pretty fucking cool.
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DOTB18's avatar
"Those who believe in Yhwh paint him as benevolent and absolute, ie, the worst mary sue of all time."

I LOLed when I read that, because I am of the same opinion. In the eyes of Christians, God can do no wrong. Even when it's painfully obvious that he's fucked up somewhere, it okay; he is God. I mean, he kills over two million people in the Bible (and that's not counting the great flood or the tenth plague of Egypt) and everyone's fine with it. On the other hand, Satan only kills, like, ten people! In the whole damn thing! And he's supposed to be the embodiment of evil?
Zazill's avatar
:rofl: Good point, but who is more badass then in your opinion?
DOTB18's avatar
In my opinion? Neither. Satan's a pussy and Yahweh has the personality of a spoiled child.
Dragonflae's avatar
Lucifer! :la: but I'm biased on that one. Lilith, too, for that matter.

There's also Pan, though, whom I adore. Bastet's also fucking awesome.
Zazill's avatar
Being biased towards the adversary is pretty normal, character wise there is a lot more to work with. Never heard of Baset until now. Good thing I started this thread with the intention of pooling knowledge. :hooray:
DawnsBreak's avatar
I think Poseidon is pretty badass. That, and he invented horses. :iconhorselaplz:
EbolaSparkleBear's avatar
I....AM....UNICRON!


Awesomist god in all mythology.

Eats planets, creates minions, has survived multiple universes.
rellik1138's avatar
:iconmorganfreemanplz::iconsays1plz:I AM YOUR ONE TRUE GOD .. NOW MAKE WIT' THE WORSHIPPIN' BITCHES
xAlalax's avatar
your sig. is really sexist =.=
rellik1138's avatar
I know but that really doesn't make it any less true does it?
xAlalax's avatar
that makes it completly rong
rellik1138's avatar
How can 100% honesty be wrong?
skulkey's avatar
Skadhi. she showed up at the gates of Asgard dressed in full battle regalia demanding weregild for the murder of her father. the Aesir and Vanir were so impressed (read: shitting their pants) that they let her in and paid her requests.
Totally-dead's avatar
Athena was pretty cool. Though I hate her for spiders.
3wyl's avatar
You hate spiders?
OrangeKrissy's avatar
Your fake gods or mythology can't compare to the real God.
RockyGems's avatar
Have you ever considered that we're all worshipping the same god in different ways?
OrangeKrissy's avatar
God is a jealous God, and He has that right having created all. He does not go by other names or is fake. If we are worshiping the same God than let's call him God, not Budda or whatever.
RockyGems's avatar
Buddha isn't a god, and by your logic, we should all say "Shalom" and not "Hello" or "Ni-Hao" or what have you.
RockyGems's avatar
Ah, nice.

By the way, you misspelled "whatever."
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