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The Real Badass Gods and Goddesses

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Zazill Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
<img src= "[link]" /> Eve has better work's than Adam, because she isn't one dimensional. Of course Lilith trumps them both because she is purely bad-ass. Those who believe in Yhwh paint him as benevolent and absolute, ie, the worst mary sue of all time. But luckily there are Gods and Goddesses out there that are crazy, badass, batshit insane or pretty fucking cool.
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:icondotb18:
DOTB18 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
"Those who believe in Yhwh paint him as benevolent and absolute, ie, the worst mary sue of all time."

I LOLed when I read that, because I am of the same opinion. In the eyes of Christians, God can do no wrong. Even when it's painfully obvious that he's fucked up somewhere, it okay; he is God. I mean, he kills over two million people in the Bible (and that's not counting the great flood or the tenth plague of Egypt) and everyone's fine with it. On the other hand, Satan only kills, like, ten people! In the whole damn thing! And he's supposed to be the embodiment of evil?
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Zazill Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl: Good point, but who is more badass then in your opinion?
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DOTB18 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
In my opinion? Neither. Satan's a pussy and Yahweh has the personality of a spoiled child.
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Dragonflae Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Lucifer! :la: but I'm biased on that one. Lilith, too, for that matter.

There's also Pan, though, whom I adore. Bastet's also fucking awesome.
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Zazill Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Being biased towards the adversary is pretty normal, character wise there is a lot more to work with. Never heard of Baset until now. Good thing I started this thread with the intention of pooling knowledge. :hooray:
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DawnsBreak Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
I think Poseidon is pretty badass. That, and he invented horses. :iconhorselaplz:
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EbolaBears Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
I....AM....UNICRON!


Awesomist god in all mythology.

Eats planets, creates minions, has survived multiple universes.
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rellik1138 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconmorganfreemanplz::iconsays1plz:I AM YOUR ONE TRUE GOD .. NOW MAKE WIT' THE WORSHIPPIN' BITCHES
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xAlalax Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
your sig. is really sexist =.=
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know but that really doesn't make it any less true does it?
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xAlalax Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that makes it completly rong
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:iconrellik1138:
rellik1138 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How can 100% honesty be wrong?
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skulkey Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Skadhi. she showed up at the gates of Asgard dressed in full battle regalia demanding weregild for the murder of her father. the Aesir and Vanir were so impressed (read: shitting their pants) that they let her in and paid her requests.
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saintartaud Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
Kali FTW.
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:iconkillianseraphim:
KillianSeraphim Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Mine
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Athena was pretty cool. Though I hate her for spiders.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You hate spiders?
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yep.
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Your fake gods or mythology can't compare to the real God.
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:iconrockygems:
RockyGems Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Have you ever considered that we're all worshipping the same god in different ways?
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
God is a jealous God, and He has that right having created all. He does not go by other names or is fake. If we are worshiping the same God than let's call him God, not Budda or whatever.
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RockyGems Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Buddha isn't a god, and by your logic, we should all say "Shalom" and not "Hello" or "Ni-Hao" or what have you.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
What Ever!
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RockyGems Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student General Artist
Ah, nice.

By the way, you misspelled "whatever."
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
No I didn't.
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Abstract-Mindser Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
But consider; is coveting, or being jealous not only a sin by his decree, but one of the base commandments?
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
are you nuts?
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:iconabstract-mindser:
Abstract-Mindser Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Plausible.
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:iconmpsai:
MPsai Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012   Digital Artist
I'm pretty sure that first image was of Kali and I'm also fairly certain Hinduism pre-dates Judaism.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
No one predates God.
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:iconmpsai:
MPsai Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012   Digital Artist
No sorry, your god wasn't worshiped at the time. Shintoism and Buddhism also outdate Judaism. If you were to look at the Middle East in the same time period the god worshiped by the majority was probably Marduk.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
I'm saying God predates the earth itself. As the Creator He predates all.
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MPsai Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012   Digital Artist
According to the people who would become the Israelites in about 1000 BC.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
And who were the Israelites? Did they not descend from Adam and Eve?
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MPsai Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012   Digital Artist
That may have bee the fable of their cultural origins they told, but their monotheistic religion developed while they were in exile in Babylon and they took quite a few cues from Babylonian mythology.
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Abstract-Mindser Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Atheismo the Greatest existed before, The Golden Goddesses of Hyrule took care of the Universe last, then it was the space Goddess Roselina, the Cult of Mormonism and various other minor religions [Minor only because Christianity is doing their best to either exterminate or assimilate them] say that we transcend to godhood, and so on. What can you present to counter my statement that they may have existed in universe past?
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
He existed before Nintendo. The Mormons believe Joseph Smith who saw a couple of supposed angels. Satan can pose as an angel of light too. Nothing those 2 posers said was of God.
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Abstract-Mindser Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Can you prove that?
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
The Bible predates Joseph Smith. Not only that but The Mormons have rewritten their rules several times according to what they feel is correct, So fake!
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Real? How do you work THAT one out?
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:iconsaeter:
Saeter Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
There really is no more insecure, sexist, murderous, bipolar a deity than the volcano/storm deity YHWY. That's true.
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
oh please. Good or bad that is what you are stuck with. Deal with it.
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Saeter Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
I forgot hateful and homophobic.
Kinda why I don't see any reason to worship IT.
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
do as you see fit.
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:iconzazill:
Zazill Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Please, I'll ask nice, fuck off!and troll another thread :facepalm:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
What's the matter, you can't handle a conflicting view? Or do you just want someone to jerk off with?
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:iconabstract-mindser:
Abstract-Mindser Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
No, we're just tired of people thinking that the Judeo-Christian god is perfection and the final solution for all. And the final solution in that he seeks to exterminate all who do not fit in with his designs.
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
I do not see Him exterminating anyone. He offers you free pass. What idiot would not take it?
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EnuoCale Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Samael. Unleashing judgement from on high, existing for nothing else, and not taking shit from anyone never gets old.
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