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A Cure for Suicidal Depression

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!SoothsayerAyzahar May 27, 2006, 1:25:18 AM
Behold, those of you depressed with life, and unable to cope with the harshness of reality, yet afraid of your own self-undoing, can now come to terms of ending it all rather peacefuly and even happily. How you may ask? Monoxide. Precious Monoxide. It will make you feel very very good, very tired, and very content. You will fall into a deep peaceful and relaxing sleep, one which you will never awake. Such a peaceful and happy way to end what must be a terrible and depressive life. So...if you are to commit suicide, do it with a genuine smile.

Good luck
and God-Speed.

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!ImBill May 27, 2006, 1:26:58 AM
Carbon Monoxide is a way to commit suicide, not a cure. A cure would be some medications.

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!SoothsayerAyzahar May 27, 2006, 1:28:37 AM
Certainly is a cure, you won't hear them bitching anymore, I gurantee it. AND ITS FREE
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!ImBill May 27, 2006, 1:30:47 AM
There are cooler ways to die.

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!SoothsayerAyzahar May 27, 2006, 1:32:06 AM
I didn't say this was cool. I said this was painless and at least, happy-inducing before you die. So much more motivation to commit suicide if it's painless and leaves you with a final pleasing feeling. This does the trick.
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!ImBill May 27, 2006, 1:33:35 AM
I didn't say that you said it was cool. I simply stated that there are cooler ways.

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!SoothsayerAyzahar May 27, 2006, 1:35:09 AM
Oh yes. I can think of so many right now! Implosion is one!
But, Im hoping to INSPIRE today's youths into doing the right thing: Not corrupting the gene pool.
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!ImBill May 27, 2006, 1:36:49 AM
We do need a good gene pool.

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!SoothsayerAyzahar May 27, 2006, 1:37:53 AM
Yes. And knowing that there are kids commiting suicide right now because of what I just posted makes me feel damn good before I go to sleep.
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!ImBill May 27, 2006, 1:38:33 AM
You should feel good, it is a great achievment.

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