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:iconsoothsayerayzahar:
Behold, those of you depressed with life, and unable to cope with the harshness of reality, yet afraid of your own self-undoing, can now come to terms of ending it all rather peacefuly and even happily. How you may ask? Monoxide. Precious Monoxide. It will make you feel very very good, very tired, and very content. You will fall into a deep peaceful and relaxing sleep, one which you will never awake. Such a peaceful and happy way to end what must be a terrible and depressive life. So...if you are to commit suicide, do it with a genuine smile.

Good luck
and God-Speed.

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:iconimbill:
Carbon Monoxide is a way to commit suicide, not a cure. A cure would be some medications.

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:iconsoothsayerayzahar:
Certainly is a cure, you won't hear them bitching anymore, I gurantee it. AND ITS FREE
:iconimbill:
There are cooler ways to die.

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:iconsoothsayerayzahar:
I didn't say this was cool. I said this was painless and at least, happy-inducing before you die. So much more motivation to commit suicide if it's painless and leaves you with a final pleasing feeling. This does the trick.
:iconimbill:
I didn't say that you said it was cool. I simply stated that there are cooler ways.

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:iconsoothsayerayzahar:
Oh yes. I can think of so many right now! Implosion is one!
But, Im hoping to INSPIRE today's youths into doing the right thing: Not corrupting the gene pool.
:iconimbill:
We do need a good gene pool.

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:iconsoothsayerayzahar:
Yes. And knowing that there are kids commiting suicide right now because of what I just posted makes me feel damn good before I go to sleep.
:iconimbill:
You should feel good, it is a great achievment.

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