I'm getting these hiccups frequently, and I've tried everything, and now, I'm on the last straw. If these hiccups aren't fucking gone by the time I go see my Monsters, inc. on ice show, I'm commiting suicide.
You'd commit suicide over hiccups. You big baby. One man had the hiccups for sixty eight years but did he BAWW about it and kill himself? No! He straightened his glasses and soldiered on.