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I need a boyfriend

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hastsmak Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013   General Artist
A spider just came in through the window :cries: and jumped onto my bed :cries: then it jumped into a bag with my CLEAN clothes in :cries: then vanished into my clothes :cries:

I am really happy being single, but its times like these were I just sit a cry for hours because I have nobody to seek the predator and remove it for me. I feel so horrible for thinking of employing a man for this reason, is that bad? am I a bad person? :cries:

(I also miss men buying me things)
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harperyo Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist
This forum is about REAL life problems not a place for whinning that there's no one to buy you shit and kill spiders. Have some respect for the ones that actually have a hard time.
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ZaraAlfonso Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Get a cup and take it outside, I have a partner and I still don't let them kill spiders. =I

And wanting a partner just to buy you things might be part of the reason you're single...that's pretty terrible I'm not going to lie
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LoremDimSum Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student General Artist
guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl no you don't. Boyfriends are temporary but spiders are forever xP you should just try to learn how to cope. What do I do? I trap them under cups. o_o
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:iconda1withdalongestname:
I need a girlfriend too!!!
Wait, I don't
Do I?
Let's see...
supposing that a month has 43829.1 minutes & I only felt the need of needing a girlfriend for only 15 minutes & 73814.1 minutes feeling happy to be a single, so that means I don't need a girlfriend after all, sorry!
That said
Supposing that you're from America, if you need a boyfriend. All you need to do is to get drunk in a bar full of men.
Best of luck :thumbsup:
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DBirdy Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, I can be your boyfriend :D
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013   General Artist
Possibly, what is the day and month of your birthday?
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DBirdy Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wooow, serious?:D 28.05 8-)
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DragonHair Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist
You, my dear, are a . . . . . . . .
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013   General Artist
Say it
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Bauscheborzel Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
may I point out that people that freak out in a, you know, real panicking way, might be arachnophobic?
Being scared of spiders most often isn't a reasonable response, and it's rather obvious they won't harm us and are indeed most likely more afraid of humans than we are of them. Sadly, even the best arguments fade when face to face with spiders.

However, this is no reason to be in need of a boyfriend.
You already got some pretty good advice here I suppose so theres not much to be added from my side. You like male attention? Go out and be a flirty girl (not saying 'hey, jump straight into bed with them', but go and have some fun, many men actually like giving a pretty girl attention and will be happy about a nice flirt).
You are an independend woman, thought. There is certainly no NEED of a boyfriend, althought it might be convenient at times. Rather, find some good friends that will help you out in stuations like this :)
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013   General Artist
Yeah I probably do have arachnophobia but havnt seeked treatment for it because I have so many others that seem more important.

I overcame my fear of wasps but I dont even know how it happened.

No I dont like male attention, I prefer just being friend first and only if we are attracted to each other, otherwise its just a problem.

All the friends I have had have had the same fear, or kill them which I dont approve of. But I could advertise for new ones I guess
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DamaiMikaz Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As long as you still think you NEED one, it's not gonna work.
Learn how to live your life by yourself (this includes killing spiders) and then try looking for someone that complements you
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013   General Artist
I havnt had a boyfriend for years and my relationships before then were sporadic to say the least, so I know I havnt NEEDED one, I misworded it, I was being silly whilst thinking there was some logic to it also, just like if you worked 16 hours a day and you hired a cleaner, you life would get easier in one department
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DamaiMikaz Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well. Logic doesn't really apply to love.
I understand you have a need to be loved of appreciated by other people. To a certain sense, we all have that :)
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013   General Artist
Science applies to love.
Well yes we all want to be appreciated:) I dont think I have a higher need than most though, does it come across that way?
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IaiaRose Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
My dad was spider remover for me until I was 25. I never could kill the creepy crawlies. The best alternative to a man doing this for you, Mr. Vacuum Cleaner. :evillaugh: 
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013   General Artist
:D
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hotpopcorn Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
Ok note me your address so I can fully stalk you and follow you. than would claimed me as yours...
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013   General Artist
I need to see photo of you first and some from of identification
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hotpopcorn Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
Are looks or six pack required? The six pack I could is beer or soda...
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friesianloverl2K Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You don't need a boyfriend to get a spider out of your clothes. Just dump your clothes out of the bag an into the floor. If the spider doesn't dart out of your clothes, the grab a stick or coat hanger and throw your clothes around until you see it fall off of them. Then suck up the spider with a vacuum cleaner. Problem solved. ;)
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friesianloverl2K Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry, just read the part were you said no vacuum.. get a bowl and a piece of paper. Slap the bowl on top of the spider, slide the paper underneath and take it outside.
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NepetaLejionh33h33 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student Digital Artist
you don't need a man to do these things!! just take a deep breath and do it despite the fear!!
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013   General Artist
Its a little bit more difficult than that though, I zone out and become crippled with fear. Its not abit of anxiety or nerves that you can just push through, my body can turn to jelly and cannot move sometimes. Other times I have managed to get a cup over some like I said
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NepetaLejionh33h33 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Student Digital Artist
that sounds like a phobia!! you should talk to a therapist about that!!
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013   General Artist
Ha I have other phobias where the same thing happens. I've been to see a therapist many times over the past few years but the only thing that has helped is avoidance or lacing myself with various concoctions.
Exposure doesnt work for me. I would have to have a pet spider that was proven to not bite probably to overcome it, but my fear is not of the little ones its the ones that bite. I also have fear of insects getting inside any of my holes :eek:
I still do things, it just makes the situation not enjoyable at all and quite traumatic, like if I go camping I have to check the whole area, make sure everything is sealed in and everytime I think something crawls on me I turn a light on, but eventually I become less concerns.

Also you know that species change really quickly in the UK for such a small space, some spiders in other areas dont bother me as much.
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NepetaLejionh33h33 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student Digital Artist
oh : ((
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Ti-i Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
Lmao at all the people getting offended; is it that big of a surprise that some bfs do buy their gfs things? Lulul people that like free things?! Blasphemyyyy zzzzzzzz and gl with that spider, theres so many of them in my house that iv even accepted chilling with them in the shower :( i vaccuum them when possible though..since you said you dont wanna kill them maybe they could still be alive in there youneverknowwwww
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   General Artist
:giggle: I think maybe it is just the way we brought up as children. I know alot of men who just do nothing in a relationship but change their relationship status on facebook and have sex occasionally with the person they are in one with.
Maybe that is what people mean when they say there is more to relationship.

No vaccum, my friend told me to do that but I couldnt, so mean.
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Ti-i Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
From your other replies though isn't sex one of the things you want in a relationship anyways? ;D and also based on those, there's something else that a "relationship" calls for that you either don't understand or don't really care about. In either case, sex + free stuff, it's all good.
And if you love them so much just poke them out D: I had bugs trapped under clear cups and then brought outside cuz they were too big to squish indoors and would make a mess ==;;
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013   General Artist
Yes, I dont understand how an intimate relationship is one without sex. Your just friends then who have the occasional interaction. I dunno. help.

what missing thing? you mean love. love is abstract really though isnt it? if you get into the scientific reasons for it then we are all right.

haa :giggle: I can do that when they are smaller and slower like i said, just not the big jumpers
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Ti-i Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
depends how you wanna look at it. If you wanna break everything down, then in the end we all die so why you bother posting on this forum? But not everyone likes to be that pessimistic, and assigning values to things brings happiness to us :3
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013   General Artist
I was in a much more cheerful mood when I posted, I was being a dick and now im deadly serious :shrug: haa

I understand. Just what I was trying to get at is everyone always thinks their own reasons are pure but everything breaks down to the same principals eventually?
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night-elf-mohawk Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
"I also miss men buying me things" - Yes, yes you are a bad person.
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LOVABL-ME Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   Traditional Artist
Sometimes you need to make yourself feel good. Instead of being afraid of spiders stand up to them. Also satisfy yourself go out and buy yourself stuff. When you feel bad smile it away, laugh, and try to find joy in the little things you have.
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SonicTenacity Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
No, you are not a bad person. You just have a very unfortunate perception of relationships.

Nobody needs a boyfriend. You might want one, but you don't need one to be happy. Also consider that getting rid of spiders and buying you things doesn't qualify as a relationship, so if those are your only reasons for wanting a relationship then you're not ready for it.
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   General Artist
I am happy :w00t:

No not the only reasons but some of the main ones, other things like sharing bills, making my social standing better, sexytime, sexyholidaytime and to have a photographic subject(although only one of my ex's was a poser the rest hide when i ask them to strike a pose incase their wife sees i think)
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SonicTenacity Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
No offence but I find all of those reasons equally as superficial as wanting a man to buy you things.
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   General Artist
So what should the reason be? :confused: maybe I am on the wrong path with so many people against me, i want to do right so i want to learn
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SonicTenacity Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
Well, from my point of view the most precious aspects of a relationship are the things you give as well as take: love, trust, support, sharing time and creating memories together.
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   General Artist
They are weaved into everything though for me I think.

I buy a guy present, I only do it because I care about him and think it will lift his spirits for a while. I think then I think maybe he thinks im trying to buy him so will say ' hey I dont wana nuttin from you'
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Yrke Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student
Damsel in distress, much? Don't become like Bella, please. Grow a pair and do things yourself, guys aren't robots made to protect and serve you. I hope.

What did that spider do to you? He's probably more scared of you than you are of him. :C

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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   General Artist
You do realise that just caused me to start itching and panic, you are evil.

Why does it matter to you if I am that way? just live your life hey hey hey hey hey hey.

I understand what you say about them not just being robots, but it is sad that the people at the top see it that way :(
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Yrke Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Student
(((((((((((;

Sure, go ahead. I'm just giving you advice.

The top?
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013   General Artist
Yes the top of the pyramid
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scalman Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
still have bf problem ? lol find some friend ..u need someone like friend more..not bf some stupid one for spider killing lol.. and smile allways helps too
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   General Artist
No problems ha yes smile :)
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SmarticleParticle Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I've never understood why people are scared of spiders. They eat flies, and I know which I'd rather have in my house. :shrug:

Unless they're Australian spiders. That's some scary shit right there. :noes:
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hastsmak Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013   General Artist
I dont mind them outside, just not in my food cupboards, on my clothes, sleeping area etc small ones in the corner of window is okay just not big

:noes: I like australians and i think they have nice attitude and relaxing but not the spiders no no
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tororoplz Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
Tch. You should be more independent-minded.
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