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January 7, 2013
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I hate my life.

:iconjstar19000:
JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate my life.
I'm just someone that always tries to think I'm the best looking person in the world, but really, i'm the ugliest f-cker anybody has ever seen. No one loves me.

I'm a total loser that have absolutely no talents other than judging people or caring about nobody but myself. And not to mention that I have to work at a fast food restraunt with a shitty boss who gives me minimum wage and cares about nothing but money.
Everyone hates me, even after I try and try to do something good but fail miserably. I also constantly try to find love. But every girl i built up the courage to ask them out rejected me because I was a loser. Someone with no future whatsoever.

But out of all of this, my neighbor is the only one who truly cares for me. Hell, who am i kidding?
He seemed he was BORN a good person. He dresses nicely for work everyday (While i have ugly clothes to wear), has good hygiene, he's friendly, he's always trying to make everyone smile, he works hard no matter what with a smile on his face. All. Day. Long... Unlike me who ends up getting depressed for the rest of the day.
I hate him. I think he's just mocking me with his better life and just shoving it in my face by saying hello to me with his f-cking retarded smile.
I hate his friends, i hate his face, I hate his EVERYTHING.

And most of all, I hate his pineapple house under the sea.
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:iconshadowflashdabearded:
Not to make you less than who you can be [link]. Show who you can become :)
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:iconmulta21:
Multa21 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH SPONGEBOB!?!?
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:iconmew-sumomo:
Mew-Sumomo Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Your avatar is very relevant and I enjoy it.
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:iconmulta21:
Multa21 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks! Your avatar is really funny.
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:iconmulta21:
Multa21 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice try squidward. >:D
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:iconlucy-merriman:
Lucy-Merriman Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student General Artist
That's hilarious. I literally burst out laughing, that's great :D
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
Plankton has it hard too
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:icondrawn-mario:
Drawn-Mario Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
So Much Win XD
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:iconskyblue000:
skyblue000 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg, I thought you were serious! xD But then I read the last line, and I was like LOL :giggle:
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:iconengelsblau:
Engelsblau Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
Aww Squidward. Don't be sad. :hug:
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:iconblackrabbit98:
Blackrabbit98 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i like you, squidward
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:iconknightster:
Knightster Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
Nicely done :thumbsup:
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Filmographer
LAWL You had me going there XD I was thinking, "Holy shit... this is pretty heavy..." then I read the "pineapple under the sea" and I'm like, AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I he got me good XD

I wish you well Squidward XD
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:iconpsychogizmo:
psychogizmo Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Egads I hate Spongebob!!
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:iconjstar19000:
JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But Spongebob still loves you no matter what you say for some goddam reason...

:XD:
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, Even if it's not exactly a help with life, this was still pretty hilarious XD
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:iconjstar19000:
JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconxxquorrabrittanyxx:
xXQuorraBrittanyXx Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Don't said that. I tought the same thing, that I suck and I was a loser, you only have to discover your talent, and be caring with yourself and other people and I can be sure you will be very happy :)
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:iconjstar19000:
JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Do... Do you know spongebob...?
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:iconxxquorrabrittanyxx:
xXQuorraBrittanyXx Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Yep, why? :)
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Filmographer
It's a Spongebob reference. Notice the "pineapple under the sea?"
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:iconxxquorrabrittanyxx:
xXQuorraBrittanyXx Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Oh, sorry
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:iconsingagainsoon:
singagainsoon Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Let it all out, Squidward.
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:iconjuliabohemian:
Juliabohemian Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Don’t forget mediocre clarinet player
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
So this isn't really help with life issues, then
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:iconjstar19000:
JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm just noticing that cartoon characters probably have life's ups and downs too.

:D

I wanted to share it with you guys.
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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013   Digital Artist
Then that shit belongs in your journal jackass.
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:iconjstar19000:
JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am no donkey...

...

...Donkey.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This was beautiful. I'm sorry Squidward.
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:iconwiffleball:
WiffleBall Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconclapplz:
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:icondetective-inspector:
Detective-Inspector Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Take it like this, if I had a 20 bill and simple stomped on it, crumpled it up, and added water and then dried it would you still want it for free?
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:iconxxskittlescatxx:
XxSkittlesCatxX Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Would accepting the bill make one a bad person?
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:icondetective-inspector:
Detective-Inspector Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No. Point is on that lesson is no matter how bad the dollar looks and has been treated everyone wants it anyway.
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:iconfzang:
Fzang Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist
You mean like a traffic accident? Even though it looks horrible, we all want a peek.
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:icondetective-inspector:
Detective-Inspector Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That and you're a star baby!
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:iconjstar19000:
JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Just wanted to let you know, this was for fun. Trying to cheer people up, is all. I'm sorry if this... was of any offense to you.
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DC4894 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao: Oh thank goodness! :lol: Didn't notice the Spongebob connection 'till the end :worship:
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:iconjstar19000:
JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes... >:3
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