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January 7, 2013


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I hate my life.

JStar19000 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate my life.
I'm just someone that always tries to think I'm the best looking person in the world, but really, i'm the ugliest f-cker anybody has ever seen. No one loves me.

I'm a total loser that have absolutely no talents other than judging people or caring about nobody but myself. And not to mention that I have to work at a fast food restraunt with a shitty boss who gives me minimum wage and cares about nothing but money.
Everyone hates me, even after I try and try to do something good but fail miserably. I also constantly try to find love. But every girl i built up the courage to ask them out rejected me because I was a loser. Someone with no future whatsoever.

But out of all of this, my neighbor is the only one who truly cares for me. Hell, who am i kidding?
He seemed he was BORN a good person. He dresses nicely for work everyday (While i have ugly clothes to wear), has good hygiene, he's friendly, he's always trying to make everyone smile, he works hard no matter what with a smile on his face. All. Day. Long... Unlike me who ends up getting depressed for the rest of the day.
I hate him. I think he's just mocking me with his better life and just shoving it in my face by saying hello to me with his f-cking retarded smile.
I hate his friends, i hate his face, I hate his EVERYTHING.

And most of all, I hate his pineapple house under the sea.

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Devious Comments

Not to make you less than who you can be [link]. Show who you can become :)
Multa21 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mew-Sumomo Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Your avatar is very relevant and I enjoy it.
Multa21 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks! Your avatar is really funny.
Multa21 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice try squidward. >:D
Lucy-Merriman Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student General Artist
That's hilarious. I literally burst out laughing, that's great :D
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
Plankton has it hard too
Drawn-Mario Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
So Much Win XD
skyblue000 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg, I thought you were serious! xD But then I read the last line, and I was like LOL :giggle:
Engelsblau Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
Aww Squidward. Don't be sad. :hug:
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