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Well this is awkward....

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staple-salad Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
A couple friends are over and just started having sex on some of my favorite furniture. I don't want to be rude or make things awkward, but I honestly feel by uncomfortable about this and don't know what to do. What is the proper ettiquitte for this situation?
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mishihime Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kick them out. They are bad friends or not even friends at all for considering you. I mean, they are third wheeling you anyway.
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Solum-Ipsum Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
>friends spraying cum over his property
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>concerned about proper etiquette
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Solum-Ipsum Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*her
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EnuoCale Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
They're probably not very good friends if "don't do something I severely find distasteful with my expensive property right in front of me" isn't something that can be said outright. Maybe with wavey hands and an ironic voice the first time, and a serious "no, really" tone the second time.
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DemonLog Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist
It is your furniture, and the proper etiquette in this situation is for THEM to be more respectful. If you feel the need to be polite, wait for them to finish, but I would say to VERY STERNLY tell them that what they did was VERY against the rules, and you are not the least bit happy with them. Give an ultimatum such as, "Do that again, and never step foot in this house again." Make it very, very clear that they crossed a line that should not ever be crossed. If they don't respect your feelings... then, well, hate to say it, but they probably weren't the best of friends to begin with.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, just walk into someone's house and start having sex on THEIR couch, without asking, REGARDLESS of if you're in another room or not?? That's ridiculous.
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ToshaDaydreamer Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
Sneak up to them and make panting noises in the ear of the not-drunk one If that does not work, try a bucket of icecubes. If that does not work, take a chair and popcorn, and sit in a corner making "helpful" suggestions If that does not work, well, you can always set up a webcam and make some money streaming it :icontrollfaceplz:
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tacosteev Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist
I don't think there is proper etiquette here. Either ask them to stop or throw them a sheet :shrug:
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FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
If it makes you feel uncomfortable, tell them to get the fuck out. :shrug: If you don't, you're never going to sit on that couch the same way again....
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SSPirate Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Are you in the room while this happens or are they in their own room alone?
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staple-salad Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
They are in another room, thankfully, but its on one of my favorite couches that I got from my parents. It's leather but I'm just really not ok with other people being naked on my furniture (especially my favorite furniture). Plus one of them is more drunk than the other, and the more sober one is kinda a con artist at times, which also makes me uncomfortable.
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SSPirate Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yell at them to cut it out. Or you could wait until they're... done(eugh) and then confront them about it. That's seriously weird, though. I don't even know what I'd do in that situation. Can't say I'd ever wanna fuck in my friend's house.
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staple-salad Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
That's why I'm at a loss. My primary concern (since they finally came in) is that one of them is really drunk and the other not so much. I'm uncomfortable with them having sex, but even more uncomfortable that one had been drinking more than the other.
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tacosteev Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist
Came in...into the room or on the couch? :lol:
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SSPirate Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You could know on the door and yell in "HEY IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE?? ARE YOU SURE?? WELL OKAY THEN JUST DON'T RUIN MY COUCH OKAY."

That might kill the mood. :lol:
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290Pika Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Student Filmographer
Ew. That's rude and totally uncalled for.

Be a cock block? :lol:
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staple-salad Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
And I don't think saying "we are very uncomfortable with this" worked.
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staple-salad Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
We tried. I threw a condom at them in hopes that they would either play safe or be a little embarrassed...
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290Pika Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Student Filmographer
Oh...

Well, then again, I have friends that told a story of when they tried to kick out one of their friends from their apartment for the night so they could get it on. They basically ended up doing it with him there because the guy couldn't take a hint. :lol: So I guess not everyone can take a hint...
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PrairieLily Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ask them to leave. Simple as that.
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staple-salad Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
They are kinda stuck here for the night. And it's freezing outside.
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PrairieLily Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Then have them stand outside for a while to cool down. It's rude for them to have sex on your furniture without your permission. They're in the wrong here, not you.
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LBtheCC Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Shoulda thought of that before they went humping on your furniture eh?
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staple-salad Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
To be fair they are in the coldest room in my house.
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LBtheCC Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Could walk in and confiscate your furniture. :shrug: Bring a mop perhaps and tell them to clean themselves up afterwards! :lol:
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staple-salad Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
Lol. Maybe I should throw ice at them.
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