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I have a boner and it won't go away...

:iconslyfox190:
SlyFox190 Sep 20, 2008
I tried everything from masturbating to looking at pictures of things that wouldn't make even the sickest fuck horny...I'm getting desperate. What do I do?
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:iconephetat:
i don't know, how soft is your bed?

and there's always autofellatio!
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:iconslyfox190:
SlyFox190 Sep 20, 2008
It's as soft as a fat chicks left side roll is. It gets sweaty, too...I don't know. Maybe I should get a new one. You really think that would fix this? I might just go for the "autofellatio" it sounds so much less expensive.
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:iconephetat:
actually, autofellatio is the process of sucking your own appendage.

otherwise i'd still suggest masturbation, or taking a nap. it might distract your brain and the rest of your body into recalling the vast legions of blood molecules from your phallic regions!

as a last resort you could always go see a doctor -- or someone who you think might help, as long as you wear a slightly sheepish expression...
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:iconslyfox190:
SlyFox190 Sep 20, 2008
Oh, I know. I'm just pretty cheap. That's all I meant. :D And, okay...napping. You're not the first person to suggest this. And even from other threads, too. The chances!
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ReVerthex Sep 20, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Ask the 40 year old virgin.
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SlyFox190 Sep 20, 2008
I tried. He changed his web page and e-mail address...I guess I needed an answer and he didn't have it. Figured I'd go to you guys next.
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:iconnovus-ordo:
Pray and hopefully God will Purify you of this. If that doesn't work, then Satan has gotten too deep in your head and you should find a Priest to help you cast him out and show you the Way.

This is what happens when you are too unPure. The Bible tried to warn you...
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AliBahulimud Sep 20, 2008   Photographer
You are just joking, right?
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SlyFox190 Sep 20, 2008
I blame Viagra, not the Devil. D:
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:iconnovus-ordo:
Viagra is a tool of the devil, its wrong to make a pill that fills you with so much sin!
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