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~Sezlar:iconSezlar: May 4, 2008, 1:35:06 AM
Hm, perhaps this isn't the correct forum, but I don't really know which one is. Just curious to hear your whacky dreams. :) Here's mine:

I’m walking through the woods with my family and a tour guide and suddenly we come to a huge mud-lake. For some rational reason, I can’t walk across it without putting my thongs on (the shoe kind - no gutter minds, please) so I have to go back to my cabin and find them. On the way, though, I’m kidnapped by some kids from my school who eventually take me to their hostile little society. Basically, I’m a prisoner. I try to escape several times, but to no avail, so eventually I play it cool and act like I want to be a part of their tribe/society so the heat will be taken off me. What happens next is a little fuzzy, but essentially I cook up this plan to escape. In order to do this I have to hunt down one of my real-life friends (for her privacy, let’s call her Gretel.) According to my subconscious Gretel knows the location of one of my other real-life friends (henceforth known as Jenny) who is the key to my escape. I eventually hunt down Gretel, knock her to the ground and scream at her, saying, “Where is she?” and so forth.

And then I woke up. =p

Oh, please no criticism of other people's freaky dreams, please, this is purely for curiosity's sake.

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*MatchstickART:iconMatchstickART: May 4, 2008, 1:38:14 AM
I ahd a dream where I vomited in a friends toilet.


Then I woke up after drinking half a bottle of tequila and realised I had in fact throw up in the toilet and on the couch and...
~veritablemankind:iconveritablemankind: May 4, 2008, 1:46:50 AM
incest, it was pretty fun.

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*spike83:iconspike83: May 4, 2008, 1:47:31 AM
There where a lot of crazy dreams I had. The one I have occasionally is where I can fly and it feels so real.

Then I had a dream, where my sister, her boyfriend and I were chased by zombies.

And last night I dreamed that an assasin tried to kill me and my colleagues from my job.

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~Neo-Kaiser:iconNeo-Kaiser: May 4, 2008, 1:49:52 AM
Sounds like you subconsciously want to be tied up and taken advantage of, OR you want to take advantage of your friend Gretel

...maybe both

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~veritablemankind:iconveritablemankind: May 4, 2008, 1:52:24 AM
really?

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~electricwatts:iconelectricwatts: May 4, 2008, 1:53:09 AM
My weirdest dream was that me and my friends were going on a field trip to our own school. On the way there we end up in my neighborhood and we all of a sudden have bikes. We begin riding when I look down and im running. I run through my neighborhood with my friends and were all laughing when i trip over a bag of rare coins and faceplant. When I faceplant I wake up and I had fallen out of my bed and my head had hit the floor.

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~eightoutside:iconeightoutside: May 4, 2008, 2:00:04 AM
When I was younger I had a recurring dream that (an undefined) we were hiding in a chandelier from those piggy guard things from Jabba's palace on The Empire Strikes Back, y'know the creature thing that falls in the big hole thing with Luke Skywalker where he has to fight the big monster and he finally kills it by closing the gate on its head? Yeah, so we're hiding from a group of them, except in my dream we're in a cartoon and rather than being from The Empire Strikes Back, it's all part of the old Dungeons & Dragons cartoon.
*Janezy-The-Insanezy:iconJanezy-The-Insanezy: May 4, 2008, 2:36:36 AM
I dreamt that I came home one day, closed the door and when I turned to the left to go upstars there was a snake with a bow-tie round what probably was its neck. it then said "you got mail!" and right over my head a little picture of a letter popped up, I woke up after that

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*Villanelle:iconVillanelle: May 4, 2008, 2:46:38 AM
Last night, I dreamed I was getting it on with Robert Downey JR. (Who doesn't especially float my boat.) He had a small peen, but the sex was good.
*Villanelle:iconVillanelle: May 4, 2008, 2:47:19 AM
Oh man, I guess that's a variation on "I dreamed I had to pee and-" :D
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