It would appear we are in imminent danger of attack from the Politics forum. Thankfully, in my Inquisitorial duties to find and expose agents of the Politics forum who have been probing us for months, I monitor activity in their lake of fire.
Their War Council is on the verge of a declaration of war against Complaints. I say, TOO ARMS, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! We shall verily launch a preemptive strike against Politics, on the pretext of the Meeting of the Three, and we shall smash their war force!!! WHO IS WITH ME? WHO WILL JOIN IN THIS JIHAD?
WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN, SOLDIERS! FOR ^azarath, OUR DICTATOR!!!!
Oh, this is supposed to be a complaint, too. Here it is:
How could Politics have possibly believed they could get away with this without our prior knowledge?
(there, I've met the requirements of having a complaint)
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Their War Council is on the verge of a declaration of war against Complaints. I say, TOO ARMS, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! We shall verily launch a preemptive strike against Politics, on the pretext of the Meeting of the Three, and we shall smash their war force!!! WHO IS WITH ME? WHO WILL JOIN IN THIS JIHAD?
WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN, SOLDIERS! FOR ^azarath, OUR DICTATOR!!!!
Oh, this is supposed to be a complaint, too. Here it is:
How could Politics have possibly believed they could get away with this without our prior knowledge?
(there, I've met the requirements of having a complaint)
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Vive la révolution libertaire, mon ~TBSchemer!
Thomas Paine wrote "The Rights of Man," not "The Privileges of Law Abiding Citizens That Aren't Brown People or Praying to Allah"