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=dewi Aug 16, 2007, 10:44:37 PM
I work for a company and the grounds of the facility are frequented every year by large numbers of geese(or gooses, as the smart people say).

I was driving home and there were some birds in the street, so I slow down. Even then they didn't move. I came to a complete stop. Then the last goose finally moves. While I drive by at about .5 miles per hour, that same damn goose looks at me and sticks his tongue out at me and stares me down until I was about 20 feet away.

So yes, I was pwned by a damn goose.

Grind my gears, yadayadayada

Anyone else been humiliated by an animal and actually wanna share?


damn fowl motherfuckers......

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~londonbeckoned Aug 16, 2007, 10:48:21 PM
I got owned by my miniature pony once. I sat on it just for kicks..and well...I got kicks.

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=BiggCaZ Aug 16, 2007, 10:48:27 PM
Man... Don't let the ducks catch wind of this. They'll never let you live it down.

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~TheGreatSetoKaiba Aug 16, 2007, 10:49:55 PM
One time, I was on my way to synagogue and there were some baby geese crossing the road.

That's all that's ever happened, though. Any other time something's happened was when I was asking for it.

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~TheGreatSetoKaiba Aug 16, 2007, 10:50:56 PM
Well, there was this one time when I accidentally stepped on a dog's paw and he bit me on the head because his paw was injured from a previous incident. I didn't know that, though.

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Well gee, why don't you go shove a tree up your cooter because clearly those tampons aren't doing the job for you.
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~TheOtherXiao Aug 16, 2007, 10:51:49 PM
They fly over my house in the early morning, make the most hideous sound, ever. And they poo everywhere. AND they attack locals! >:

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=dewi Aug 16, 2007, 10:53:02 PM
Well then, you weren't disappointed?

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~arrogantchild Aug 16, 2007, 10:53:57 PM
That sounds adorable. I love ponies. :>

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=dewi Aug 16, 2007, 10:54:07 PM
Actually, i'm more worried that it will be an inspiration to young mallards to follow the geese. :fear:

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=dewi Aug 16, 2007, 10:54:53 PM
on the head? :o

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=dewi Aug 16, 2007, 10:57:41 PM
I can appreciate that. I've had to wash my car many, many times because of their lack rectal control. I'm also thinking they're eating Olestra(in massive amounts).

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