IF I SEE THOSE FURRIES ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME


Scenario Person One;
OH LOL IT SEEMS I DRA/AM ATRRACTD 2 FURRY ANYMULZ DOING TEH YIFFY STUFF, OH LOL IT JUS SO HAPPUNZ I R ON TEH INTERNETWORK, SO I'LL JUS TELL DE WHOL INTRANETS ABOUT MY FETISH EVN DOE ALOZ UF PPLZ HAET TEH FURRY

OH NOES PEOPLES ARE MAYKN FUN OF MY FETISHG WHAT DU I DOES>!? MAYB IF I PRAY 2 TEH FURY GOD IN TEH SKIES I CAN BRIN JIHAD AGENST DESE INFERDLZ.
OH NOES TEH GIANT SPAGETTI MONSTAR GOD IN TEH SKY HAS SEND HIS NOODLY WRTHA, IT LUKX LEIK I R GUNNA HAEV 2 DEEL WITH DIS MYSELF, ADN EXPLAYN TO TEH TROLLZ WHY TEH FURRY COMMOONITY R A VALID FETSHI.

OH NOES NOHW I R BEEIN ATAKCD BY TEH TROLLZ AND TEH ENCYCLOWPEEDIYA DRAMATICA TROLLZ SCQUAD. IM GUNNA CUMPLAYN 2 COMPLAINTS ON DEVINANTART AND TEH FURRY CHAT BORDS 4 SUPPORT.
<insert eventual spiral into retardation>

Scenario Two;
Hmm, it seems that I have a sexual preference for fantasy animals getting yiffy<>/i> that the internet seems to generally detest. Oh well, if I don't go prancing around like an idiot about it, everyone'll be happy! :#1:


Generally I don't care for furries at all, but, because I want to extend my already gigantic steely E-penis and the lack of whine in the last 3 days is making me sick, so, Dear Furry Community, the next one of you fuckers that acts like person scenario person one is going to get a face full my metal fist.

EDN
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Rendarin's avatar
Since the creator has been banned already, and the only people that comment on this are doing so for no reason :lock:
dragula's avatar
Oh woops, I've brought it back to life.
Runefaust's avatar
what did you do?!
dragula's avatar
How ironic, you're also keeping it from sliding away.
PSOWILL's avatar
:lol: that's ok. a mod will closed this thread. :lol: by the way
violentcyst's avatar
BUT I AM WOLF SPIRIT! YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT NOT TO LIKE!
OH HOW ONE IS SO WRONG
smokeART's avatar
:unimpressed: who are you and what have you done with shadowgamers.
I've shut him down by unconventional methods, I'll be your host until he wakes up
smokeART's avatar
D: and what happened to ~Zonderklause?
I.. I mean he, he is winning at VirtualStockExchange.
It's true, though the game has already begun, he's already 3k dollars ahead of second placer
blackladybinary's avatar
Yeah, even though I like the Furry fandom and am a Furry Observer, some Furries need to grow some spines.
Otherwise, the furry stereotyping in this thread makes me cry inside. :<
blackladybinary's avatar
ruu's avatar
WE'LL HAVE SOME REALLY UGLY BEWBIES :flirty:
T-Weaver's avatar
so i hrd u liek mudkipz
The-Vi0lator's avatar
:lmao:

This is why I've decided not to post my furry stuff to DA. :shrug:
object2bdestroyd's avatar
I knwo wut this am abuot

tehy are an hero.
ER-Faust's avatar
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME...
TriforceJ's avatar
I've always wondered what people would do if they actually saw that fucking cat one more time... :O_o: