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No, it wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury!

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Yeah, those ads are ages old, but I keep seeing them on the dividers at the supermarket...so sue me (don't really).

A WORLD MADE OF CHOCOLATE IS A BAD THING. MELTY SUGAR DEATH IS BAD FOR YOU, HOWEVER TASTY =(.

And the nonsense those ads were filled with...
"wouldn't it be nice if the world were cadbury, you could be a soccer super star..."
No, you couldn't. Being made of chocolate doesn't make you good at soccer, you poor stupid people. Unless you eat every single possible competitor, there's no way you're winning jack all. And then...
"you'd win a trophy or something and then you could eat it!"
WHY?! AFTER ALL THAT HARD WORK CANNABILISING YOUR OPPONENTS, WHY WOULD YOU DEVOUR THE TROPHY?

What I think those ads were really, though, were some sort of alternate universe racism, where the whites were enslaved and oppressed for hundreds of years and what have you...and then the black supremacy movement had discovered a wormhole into our universe and attempted to convert us through the use of Cadbury ads. Not a single white chocolate person, mind you. Oh no. In the perfect world of Cadbury, there is no white man. Only the superior 'dark' chocolate would remain. And play soccer.




(I'd say most of this post is complete nonsense. I just wanted to rant about /something/... :( )

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:icontwazak:
But I like the melty chocolate goodness... D;
:iconshadowgamers:
BUT THE ADVERT TOLD ME I CAN DO THESE THINGS, THEREFORE I MUST BE ABLE TO DO THEM :<

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:iconerendor:
Well, I don't. Chocolate tastes like coffee would...if it sucked. ='(
White chocolate is just barely passable.
:iconerendor:
THE ADVERTISMENT PLANS FOR YOU TO FAIL SO IT CAN FILM YOUR HORRIBLE FAILURES AND MARKET THEM AS THE NEXT REALITY "Someone who is not you screws up" SHOW!
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That may well be the best n00b complaint in history.

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I am mailing you a drop kick to the face.

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:iconshadowgamers:
Why the fuck dont you love me so? :<

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I'M GOING ON TV?

AWESOME

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I think you misunderstand the intention of the work, poor child. They do not, methinks, intend to suggest that you will become a "soccer star" in a chocolatey world, but rather, inviting you to engage your sense of whimsy and imagine a situation where you were the aforementioned athlete-extraordinaire, and then describing the pleasure, the joy, the fun!, that one would be able to enjoy if he were a soccer-star in a chocolatey world.

But I agree, a Cadbury world would be euuk! I dream of a Lindt world. Dark chocolate Lindt... yumm.....

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