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Children are pretty goddamn retarded right guys

:iconorgantitle:
organtitle Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Digital Artist
One of the greatest things about deviantart is how everyone writes on and on about how OH GOD I HATE CHILDREN I WILL TOTALLY BEAT THEM UP I HATE CHILDREN SO MUCH THEY ARE THE DUMBEST LET'S EAT AND KILL THEM DURRRRRR DROOLING ALL OVER MY DUMB FAT SELF. And by greatest things I mean THINGS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE.

So this year, realizing that all this pent up aggression towards the complaints forum going on and on about CHILDREN R DUMB AND PEOPLE R DUMB I HATE ALL PEOPLE 4 REALZ, I decided to channel said energy into something else.

FOR EVERY DUMB AND RETARDED POST I SAW IN THE COMPLAINTS FORUM ABOUT HATING KIDS/PEOPLE, I DONATED A TOY TO TOYS FOR TOTS. Yes, Seriously. Ended up spending $150 on them all, but knowing that people going I WANT TO KILL KIDS AND MAKE THEM MISERABLE will result in kids being actually happy makes a delicious irony stew that brings joy to my little heart.

Here's the first load of toys
Here's the rest

Deviantart forums, thank you for being the lowest of the low on the internet. You've made some children very, very happy this year. Yes, the very children you whine and moan about are playing gleefully because of your vile and disgusting misanthropy.

PHILANTHROPY FOR MISANTHROPY 2004 COMPLETE
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:iconrealitysquared:
realitysquared Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
Some of the commentary in this thread has become quite aggressive and it has been closed to avoid any further escalation.
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Sumo-Santa Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
i'm a kid and i'm pretty quite and i don't yell or scream or anything nor am i dumb
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:iconjkrende:
jkrende Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004  Hobbyist Writer
That is the best. May you get what you deserve in life. :-) (and I mean that in the best way possible!)

Ichi ban goto
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:iconcathuk:
CathUK Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
What a great (and funny as hell) idea :)
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:iconkita-dawg:
kita-dawg Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
Trust me, if you had known me as a kid, you would not have liked me...seriously, I was such a terror. I am surprised my parents didnt go off the deep end. I brought them so close some days it is scary.

I understand that you like kids, and I think they can be great and cute too! But...have you ever been annoyed by one? Like, have you just had good experiences with them so you stay positive, or do you just not get annoyed or bothered when one is being a bit fo a brat?

I definetly want to be a mommy, but i know for sure I will be very careful to not raise my kid as one of thise that will literally scream for 5 minutes straight when they dont get what they want, or, the thing I hate the most, when people arent watching their kids, and the kids are running around wild knocking stuff off store shelves and even running up to random people and hitting them. Does every kid do that? No. Do kids who do do that do it all the time? No. But it still is annoying and crappy when it does happen.

But that is a nice thing that you did. I volunteered for the salvation army for the collection of toys, though I did not get to hand them out :( That is what I wanted the most, to see the looks on the faces of the kids when they got their toys :)
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self-indulgence Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004   Digital Artist
well, I read all the posts and I have so many thoughts running through my head. I think it is awesome how you did that, and those kids have toys for Christmas, thats all that matters. I am not taking sides with anyone, cause I can see both points, but honestly, all the name calling and fighting between everyone is a little much. everyone has opinions, and you were just posting yours, which is very cool, its nice to see that people do care about the children. but everyone also has to relize that one is entitled to their own opinion, its part of Freedom of speech.
Maybe I misread a lot of what people were saying, but I think there was alot of judging flying around, ya know....maybe everyone shouldn't get so offended when someone says thay love children, and vice versa. AND its also your opinion that you feel that the forums are stupid. your entitled to that....Anyways, I think what you did for those kids is awesome, and I think you have a big heart. Like I said before, I am not taking sides, so no need for anyone to get angry with me. ;)
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:iconorgantitle:
organtitle Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004   Digital Artist
see now that's an actual, good criticism.

No I mean it honestly.
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self-indulgence Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004   Digital Artist
well thank you much. I just feel that everyone is entitled to there own opinions. and it is YOUR thread, everyone has the right to post there own thread on whatever they want, therefore, instead of everyone pissing everyone off...why not post there own thread to bitch? well, thats my two sence...;)
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iggygirl Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
KIDS ummm.......SUCK!!!!!!!!!
BABY ARE LOUD AND ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!
that's 2 more gifts for toys for tots.
Yeah I'm helping out charity. Lol, you do realise that you may be encouraging people to talk like that cause then it's like "hey talking bad about kids helps charity".
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:iconhuntergreen:
HunterGreen Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
I can't belive that Suki and Jisus HATE CHILDREN and chairty so much that they need to bloat this thread up to 400 posts of pissing on your good deed, Mia. I don't know if it's out of some DESPERATE NEED to ahve the last word or if they just crawled out of some Rhol Dahl book or what, but it's pathetic.

Anyway I think you did a great thing, and that Suki and Jisus are just lucky it no longer applies, or you'd have to buy toys until you were in the poor house.
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Jisus Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
Did I say anything bad about kids dickhead?
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:iconhuntergreen:
HunterGreen Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
Well the post was about both you and Suki, and between you two, it seems you to have plenty to say about children and charity. Seriously, what are your respective problems?
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:iconjisus:
Jisus Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
I didn't say anything about children or charity.....why don't you take a little time to read what was actually said before you start talking shit about me ya dick.
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AlbinoSculpin Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
personal attacks are not tolerated on DA.
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:iconjisus:
Jisus Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2004
That is not a personal attack on my part, it is a reply to a personal attack on me.
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:iconjackio37:
jackio37 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Writer
You are a nice person I say :)
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:iconwomped:
Womped Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Im surprised nobody out of these praisers has boughten you a subscription yet :shakefist:, Greedy bastards! And im not as greedy cuz' i cant even afford getting more than a cardboard box for my siblings :|.
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:iconorgantitle:
organtitle Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Digital Artist
Nah, I don't want a subscription or anything. Just knowing that somebody will be playing with a toy who usually would never be able to is really all that I want.

Honestly.
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:iconwomped:
Womped Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Umm, Can i have a roast beef sandwich than? I dont have any roast beef to make one with :shakefist:...
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:iconaflores:
aflores Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You rock. Seriously.
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:iconnk-chan:
nk-chan Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:clap::worship::clap::worship that is awesome on soooo many levels.
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:iconhiggypac:
HiGGyPac Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Usually I find the naive high school and college children between the ages of 18 and 20 to be annoying. But that's just me getting older to establish a presence as a senior citizen. :p
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:iconjane-sagt:
jane-sagt Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Thats the greatest thing ever. You're so awesome :w00t:
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:iconwordlesswhisper:
wordlesswhisper Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
While I applaud your charitable contributions, your manner of making them known was unappropriate. You are disgusted that people seem to categorize all children as hellions, rather than only those that actually are, and yet you state:

"Deviantart forums, thank you for being the lowest of the low on the internet."
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"everyone writes on and on about how OH GOD I HATE CHILDREN I WILL TOTALLY BEAT THEM UP I HATE CHILDREN SO MUCH THEY ARE THE DUMBEST LET'S EAT AND KILL THEM DURRRRRR DROOLING ALL OVER MY DUMB FAT SELF."

You are as guilty as anyone else of categorizing people unfairly.
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:iconnorondor:
Norondor Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Are you going to get the politeness police to arrest organtitle :(
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:iconwordlesswhisper:
wordlesswhisper Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
:lol: No.
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:iconalbinosculpin:
AlbinoSculpin Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
don't you think that it's ironic that you're complaining about someone complaining in the complaints forums?
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:iconwordlesswhisper:
wordlesswhisper Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Not at all. In fact, I'm not complaining. I'm simply pointing out that the thread could have been presented in a different manner, one which did not commit the same errors that the original deviant was complaining about.
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:iconorgantitle:
organtitle Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Digital Artist
You're right, I did over generalize out of anger. I shouldn't have.
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:icontherealsulaco:
therealsulaco Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Some kids are dumb, but not as dumb as everyone who disagrees with me or organtitle.
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:iconbaka-chan:
baka-chan Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
I say yeah for your donations and nae for your extreme intolerance of people who don't like kids. Hell, I like most kids but certain ones I just cannot stand. Especially the ones who are at the point where their mental capabilities have grown large enough to understand the concept of no but refuse to listen and cause problems to get what they want.

I would have recommended donating more stuffed animals. Nothing comforts a child more then a soft stuff animal to cuddle. Hell even I still sleep with one and it helps me relax. Also note that Electronic toys might have been a bad idea as many of them can probably not afford batteries should the ones in the toys run out.
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:iconorgantitle:
organtitle Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Digital Artist
Yeah I have an extreme intolerance of people who don't like OTHER PEOPLE FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN'T CONTROL (i.e. being alive/being a certain age)

What I'm saying is that ok not all kids are awesome, but going around saying YEAH I HATE KIDS IT'S AWESOME WHEN KIDS CRY I HATE BEING AROUND ALL KIDS THEY ALL SUCK ALL KIDS ARE DUMB BRATS is not cool and in fact is extremely intolerant

Yeah, you're right about the stuffed toys, though. Should have gotten more of them
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evilengine9 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for being completely awesome.

And for all the misanthropic retardos in this thread: grow up.

HUrrdurr I don't like kids hah ha hah I am so edgey and cool am I rite guys?? Guys?? 13 year olds sure do deserve to be raped hurrf. It's so cool to not like people and not even bother trying to understand why the people around me behave the way they do. That takes too much effort. Effort I could be expending on being cool. Also it requires social skills... sigh. :(

I used to hate on the kids, too. WHEN I WAS 13.
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:iconcockthra:
cockthra Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Filmographer
Well hey when you are 13 you have all the answers

BECAUSE YOU ARE THIRTEEN
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:iconethan-the-stranger:
Ethan-The-Stranger Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Being empathic is a totally foreign concept to the users of DA. It's cooler to have a "I don't give a shit" attitude plus it gets you sloppy blowjobs from the other DA users.
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TheRyanFord Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004  Professional Interface Designer
:boogie:
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:iconfiidchell:
Fiidchell Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Stupid little brat, A.D.D kids are a freaking problem...while good little kids that STAND STILL are...yah.
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Doomykins Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
MAYBE WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE TRYING TO STOMP ALL OVER THE ABSOLUTELY INTENSE AWESOME OF THIS CHARITABLE ACT, YOU CAN JERK AND SQUIRT OVER PENNY ARCADE BECAUSE NO DOUBT WHEN THE FAMOUS DONATE IT IS AWESOME, AM I RITE GUYS
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Belldandirah Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
:lmao:
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Argocat8 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004  Hobbyist Photographer
just a polite interjection
are you tolerant of others having a different opinion to yourself?
you say you are a tolerant person, and I have no doubt you are a compassionate person too given your obvious love for kids
however insulting people or suggesting that they are misanthropic for having a different opinion on children(and some of the arguments have been valid) is really at odds
I like children by the way, but some of the reasons that others have given have merit


well done on donating the toys, that's a great thing, but SHOUTING at people who have a different opinion does nothing to bring positive opinions to your cause

I don't often complain about capslocks, but it is like shouting in someones face, and I'm sure you'd hate that too in real life
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:iconethan-the-stranger:
Ethan-The-Stranger Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Really, capslock = SHOUTING is like we are going back to an AOL 3.5 chatroom.
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:iconcockthra:
cockthra Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Filmographer
Keep your voice down, please, this is a GOD DANGED E-LIBRARY

ps please keep the reference materials in the reference section okay
they are a bitch to put back
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:iconethan-the-stranger:
Ethan-The-Stranger Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
Sorry ma'am. :(
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:iconorgantitle:
organtitle Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Digital Artist
if someone hates blacks I will do the same thing

I will say that they are being intolerant.

And why is it not ok to be intolerant of someone who is black but ok to be intolerant of someone who is young.
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:iconoxfordtweed:
OxfordTweed Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
Way to go, not getting any of that expensive, electronic shit that breaks in two days, too.
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:iconorgantitle:
organtitle Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Digital Artist
What I did was got toys that I thought were pretty awesome and would sort of want to play with myself if I wasn't way too old.
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:iconoxfordtweed:
OxfordTweed Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
Too old?!

Don't let my Ninja Turtles hear that!

:tmnt1::tmnt2::tmnt3::tmnt4:
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:iconalbinosculpin:
AlbinoSculpin Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
is awesome and quite frankly, I am proud to be a HUMAN like she is.
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:iconcockthra:
cockthra Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004   Filmographer
HOORAY

Man I remember a time when I was all I HATE KIDS GRAGHGHRARHG but dang

I was like 16 or so

And I failed to realize this IMPORTANT FACT OF LIFE: Lots of kids ARE PRETTY FREAKING AWESOME/ADORABLE (though uh I personally would not feel responsible enough to take care of children as I am of the opinion that I am PRETTY DANGED IRRATIONAL and WHATNOT)
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:iconroflmaotzetung:
RoflMaoTzeTung Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2004
PS Stop complaining about Caps Lock, seriously. I disapprove.
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