Aw shit.


Patt-Ytto's avatar
It's 4 am and everyone is sleeping but i wanted some water since the bottle i keep with me at late hours was dry.

Since my mother's room is next to the kitchen, i can't turn on any lights so i don't wake her up, so i'm walking in the dark and everything seems to be fine, i enter the kitchen, fill up my bottle, and walk out.

I was halfway to my room when one of my cats chose that time to try and rub itself against my leg. Since it was dark, i didn't see it walking in front of me (cat's are super silent). I stepped on it's paw, it shrieked in protest, it startled me, i tried to jump over it, but since it was dark i didn't notice i was close to the wooden chairs of the dinner table, and i hit one of the chairs really hard with my right toe. I was barefoot.

It hurt tremendously. My mother woke up due to the cat's yell and the sound of the chair being kicked. My toe is bleeding profusely and the nail is black in the middle. I'm in great pain.
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HimitsuUK's avatar
Well ... that went well.
red-shepherds's avatar
DoctorEBAY come help this poor man. 
TDSTRVN's avatar
Get you some night vision goggles!
Weird-Black-Cat's avatar
solution: place night-lights at various key places in your household. vuwalla, significantly reduced chance of stubbed toes and smooshed kitty feet!
Patt-Ytto's avatar
They would wake my mother up.
AmalaAzula's avatar
Does she not have a door? If her door is closed, why would it be any trouble turning the light on?
Patt-Ytto's avatar
She has some irrational fears. Fears of having the door closed, fear of sounds, fear of light below the door, etc.
Stieger's avatar
HATE WHEN THAT SHIT HAPPENS. YOU TRY TO BE ALL QUIET AND END UP MAKING A SHITLOAD OF NOISE. :stare:
Patt-Ytto's avatar
Yeah, i got bitched at and i fucked up my toe. Shitty night.
CrimeRoyale's avatar
AMPUTATE! AMPUTAAAATE!
TheNeonPalmTree's avatar
Ouch. Sounds painful :(  It sucks when trying to be quiet when everyone is sleeping. I always just happen to use the microwave ;p 36.media.tumblr.com/a5f2b35f52…
Patt-Ytto's avatar
I don't need to use the microwave after hours because i take care of getting my supplies like food and stuff before everyone goes to sleep. Then i consume it at my leisure.
Somnusvorus's avatar
Poor kitty. D:

And poor you I suppose. Go to the doctor for that shit and try and use your phone backlight just for a little light in future. :p
Patt-Ytto's avatar
My mother is a super light sleeper, if she perceives a glimmer of light she'll get scared and yell "WHOS THERE" and stuff.
Somnusvorus's avatar
My mum is like that with sound, but the blind part takes away that chance of her seeing light. :B
Patt-Ytto's avatar
Must be horrible being blind.
Somnusvorus's avatar
She was born a breach birth and at home. The membranes burst at the back of her eyes. She is stone cold blind and managed to raise three of us on her own in another country without any help. A fierce woman not to be reckoned with. :lol:
Kioko-Fulgarion's avatar
There's an app that turns that into a powerful flashlight for free.