Bitch, quiet the fuck down


Mrs-Durden's avatar
Apparently I don't complain enough here, so I've taken up the challenge to post more of my bitches and moanings.

This one is about....loud fucking roommates. I cannot stand it when people slam closet doors, pantries, slam their bedroom door shot, clean dishes in the fucking loudest way humanly possible, etc. Do you seriously need to be that loud? Do you not realize how fucking obnoxious you're being? It sounds like a fucking construction zone in the kitchen right now. And on top of that, stomping through the hallways as loud as an elephant.... I could stab something :stare:

TL;DR: Stop being so fucking loud, people.

Anti complaint: I'm going skydiving tomorrow, and shark diving Monday :dummy:
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Zetikla's avatar
you can imagine how I feel when our neighbours are blasting their music next to my room

on top of that, awful crappy music to make matters worse
Gameressence's avatar
I am scared to go to college now.
Green-EyedTiger's avatar
Cape Town diving? With the Great Whites?
crackerpattiez's avatar
I've very thankful for my considerate roommate. Would have to sock a bitch if they were like that. :/
dualzxz's avatar
Mrs-Durden 
This does not promote further discussion 
Lol jk

So you're quite the adrenaline junkie aren't ya?
canttel's avatar
was gonna say 
"no hoe you quite the fuck down"
saw :iconmrs-durden:

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canttel's avatar
lol they used to live in a pig house
hosagu's avatar
Dear Mrs-Durden 

Farting loud is ugly actually.
Shut the fart up People dammit :stare:
AmalaAzula's avatar
My former roommate would play his movies or tv shows (that he has already seen a million times) at maximum volume level...mostly during the evening and late at night. Hey dickwad, are you fucking deaf? :iconwthplz:
shininginthedarkness's avatar
Why not just skydive right into the ocean? You can free up a whole...

damnit, someone already did this joke.
EbolaSparkleBear's avatar
I think you're a wuss for doing those activities separately.

You should go sky shark diving.
Mrs-Durden's avatar
Wish I could have :P
EbolaSparkleBear's avatar
I've had 8 foot sharks circle me while kayaking in the Delaware Bay:bucktooth:
Koushoku-jin's avatar
:icondragoncomfort:   Awww~

:icondragonhug:   Obligatory weekend huggies for sensei :heart:
MisOpoint's avatar
kitsumekat's avatar
tacks and glue.
Mrs-Durden's avatar
kitsumekat's avatar
Make noise painful.
danny-mechanist's avatar
Welcome to the cesspool. =p

Damn, that sound shitty.

:la: Have fun. (be safe and come back alive plz)