I have a complaint


welfareleech's avatar
Everyone worldwide should immediately stop breathing, simultaneously. Myself included. It's distressing that it hasn't happened, yet.
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Maxi-Moran's avatar
That can be arranged, for you at least.....
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mythnight's avatar
No Grump I'll be breathing even when I'm dead and buried.
Redfoxbennington's avatar
Don't shit post OP.
welfareleech's avatar
Don't shit reply, RP.
ToucheElfeAphrodite's avatar
I'm an oxygen thief so...
CommanderEVE's avatar
You know I do not breath oxygen right? 
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Weird-Black-Cat's avatar
welfareleech's avatar
Carbon vessel. Carbon copy.
Cethlenn's avatar
I'm doing something called " deep breathing" so I can't stop doing that for the next three minutes. It's important.
welfareleech's avatar
I understand. And so is the cessation of breathing.
Shidaku's avatar
I stopped.

Then I started again.

You never said how long we should stop breathing for.

Try being more specific next time.
Shidaku's avatar
Too late, you'll have to submit a whole new thread now.
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EV9295's avatar
I wonder what would happen if everyone in the world farted at the same time?
welfareleech's avatar
Jesus would come back down to earth.