Hey kids!


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"Fill in all your personal information on dA. It's okay. Everyone is nice and trustworthy and wants to be your friend or fan and nothing bad will ever happen."
- Staff

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Maycrofy's avatar
I'm soooo adding him to my watch!!!
FaolanEternal's avatar
Mine keeps asing if ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is my real name xD
FaolanEternal's avatar
Nope, pity though
SadistSkunk's avatar
How do you pronounce it?
FaolanEternal's avatar
Degdeg, I think. Sounds nothing like my name
natetheninja23's avatar
I'm going to eat a pizza.
dials phone
Hi, can I order a pizza?
No.
Why?
Cuz you are John Madden.
babygirlrachel's avatar
No one knows my name
SadistSkunk's avatar
That's probably for the best.
Knightster's avatar
I feel I should embrace my inner dank and become the xXx_360n0sc0p3rMlG_xXx I always wanted to be.
SadistSkunk's avatar
That's beautiful and it's so you.
PaulBlart-Mallcart's avatar
Well, pretty sure nobody would be dank enough to have ever named their child a name so fresh as mine, so I'm pretty safe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dyrinda's avatar
Didn't even give that option a second thought. Ofc I'm not gunna put my actual name.
PorcelainEndeavor's avatar
why is DA even asking this?? i'm pretty sure that more than half of the people on DA don't use their real names in that little box. and honestly, it's such a silly question, especially if you've put something really out there in the box.

"Is "Porcelain" your real name?"
yes, DA. yes, my real name is Porcelain. i am a fucking porcelain doll mmkay'?? yeah, DA, that's my real name.

i mean, c'mon. it's just a useless thing to ask. 
SadistSkunk's avatar
Some people give their kids really weird names. You can never be sure.
PorcelainEndeavor's avatar
deadly-punch's avatar
I'd almost expect to have a light shine on my face and a sweaty 60 year old washed out cop scream at me
SadistSkunk's avatar
Which is what will happen if you don't fill in your real name asap.
deadly-punch's avatar
well god dang. Think I'll take the risk though
Buniis's avatar
lol people are so butthurt over this.