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I'm soooo adding him to my watch!!!
Mine keeps asing if ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is my real name xD
Is it?
Nope, pity though
How do you pronounce it?
Degdeg, I think. Sounds nothing like my name
I'm going to eat a pizza.
dials phone
Hi, can I order a pizza?
No.
Why?
Cuz you are John Madden.
dials phone
Hi, can I order a pizza?
No.
Why?
Cuz you are John Madden.
Hilarious
No one knows my name
That's probably for the best.
probably
I feel I should embrace my inner dank and become the xXx_360n0sc0p3rMlG_xXx I always wanted to be.
That's beautiful and it's so you.
Well, pretty sure nobody would be dank enough to have ever named their child a name so fresh as mine, so I'm pretty safe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Didn't even give that option a second thought. Ofc I'm not gunna put my actual name.
why is DA even asking this?? i'm pretty sure that more than half of the people on DA don't use their real names in that little box. and honestly, it's such a silly question, especially if you've put something really out there in the box.
"Is "Porcelain" your real name?"
yes, DA. yes, my real name is Porcelain. i am a fucking porcelain doll mmkay'?? yeah, DA, that's my real name.
i mean, c'mon. it's just a useless thing to ask.
"Is "Porcelain" your real name?"
yes, DA. yes, my real name is Porcelain. i am a fucking porcelain doll mmkay'?? yeah, DA, that's my real name.
i mean, c'mon. it's just a useless thing to ask.
Some people give their kids really weird names. You can never be sure.
true, true...
I'd almost expect to have a light shine on my face and a sweaty 60 year old washed out cop scream at me
Which is what will happen if you don't fill in your real name asap.
well god dang. Think I'll take the risk though
lol people are so butthurt over this.
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