The Jews did this
wonderful thing for me today. One morning, I was walking to the store to purchase some milk. Unfortunately, I tripped on a piece of concrete on the ground. I laid there feeling dazed, until a group of Jewish individuals came by and helped me up. I expressed my gratitude for their hospitality, and they smiled in return. Very nice people, I wish to meet them again.
I went to the store and got some milk. Returning home with the gallon in hand, I poured myself a glass of milk. I closed the lid but unknowingly knocked the glass of milk over with my elbow. Much to my annoyance, I had to clean up the mess I've made.
BUT WAIT
Gravity also caused this....but that's just the beginning.
If we switched the letters of "gravity" to numbers
7+18+1+22+9+20+25= 102
1+0+2 = 3
Illuminati confirmed. Wake up sheeple. Save the milk.
I went to the store and got some milk. Returning home with the gallon in hand, I poured myself a glass of milk. I closed the lid but unknowingly knocked the glass of milk over with my elbow. Much to my annoyance, I had to clean up the mess I've made.
BUT WAIT
Gravity also caused this....but that's just the beginning.
If we switched the letters of "gravity" to numbers
7+18+1+22+9+20+25= 102
1+0+2 = 3
Illuminati confirmed. Wake up sheeple. Save the milk.
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You know what not to do over spilt milk.
YOU save the milk.
homerfan55 would damn you to hell for calling out his kind. 
>Native American
>Greenland
= Shekels?
>Greenland
= Shekels?
He still illuminati.
Homer is a yellow person. taxies in Jerusalem are yellow and 55 + 111 is 666. Illuminati confirmed.
Homer is a yellow person. taxies in Jerusalem are yellow and 55 + 111 is 666. Illuminati confirmed.
Don't speak of us.
And you dared to mock our magical ways.
The Illuminati made me do it.
Jewminati
Jew milk.
1+2 = 3
Half life 3 confirmed
Half life 3 confirmed
worth the weight
I am Illuminati 
No you aren't.
Illuminati is 10 letters.
Z-Pikachu is 8 letters.
10-8=2
The number of Pikachu in my icon is 2.
2+2=4
There is 1 I in Z-Pikachu.
4-1=3.
Z-Pikachu is 8 letters.
10-8=2
The number of Pikachu in my icon is 2.
2+2=4
There is 1 I in Z-Pikachu.
4-1=3.
10/10
spoopy
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Best forum post in the history of ever.
You mean, Half Life 3 confirmed.
Gravity is Jewish.
Well, that explains why gravity doesn't like me.
I have been compared to Hitler before.
I have been compared to Hitler before.