Don't use bananas for these reasons
So I was masturbating with a banana ever since I kicked out my NOW ex-husband for getting fucked in the ass like a bitch from Z-Pikachu and now it got stuck.
I went to the ER and It was incredibly embarrassing!!1!11!one!! I've never felt so humiliated in my life.
NEVER MASTURBATE WITH A BANANA OUT OF RAGE.
I went to the ER and It was incredibly embarrassing!!1!11!one!! I've never felt so humiliated in my life.
NEVER MASTURBATE WITH A BANANA OUT OF RAGE.
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The fuck happened when was gone?
Use english!!!!!
That is English.
This thread is still going?
yes. 
I've heard of a similar incident involving a cucumber, rather than a banana. I can only imagine the dialogues which ensued at the emergency rooms. How does one explain that they've ingested food through the wrong hole?
It just happened to fall down there...
Bananas should be illegal, just look at how dangerous they could be if welded correctly: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view…
Did you end up making banana pudding?
I'm not sure if I'd want to eat that or not...
mmmm...whats that taste like?
Sexiness.
aww yea 
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Whoring this.
3 points lol
I'm not a cheap ho, damn it! 
gags
I think I just had a mild stroke.
I'm sorry. 
