My vag is like the river Nile
And I ran out of pads. I only have tampons to last me till tomorrow morning. Woops.
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Plot twist, everyone thinks the river's red but it's actually white 
I mean wut
I mean wut
Damn, who parted your red sea?
That's nice to hear.
What poor animal did you murder?
damn your fucked.
my period has kinda stopped. thank fuck for that
thank you god!
hahaha
I don't use tampons. 
Pads cost less and don't have the risk of toxic shock.
Pads cost less and don't have the risk of toxic shock.
good for treating gunshot and sucking chest wounds too.
I am ok with tampons but I was scared of them at first ahaha
For future reference, a big wad of toilet paper works just as well in emergency situations.... /coughpleasedon'tjudgemecough/
oh dw I've done that a few times ahaha
Hey look, another period thread. No one wants to hear about the congealed blot clots getting stuck in your pubes or the warm stench of fish and iron that wafts out from between your legs every time you pull your knickers down to piss.
HAHAHAAHAHA.
*gives you a mop and bucket*
thank you for telling this entire board about your raging red river. it really is something that we all like to talk about. thanks, yo'.
oh you're welcome my dear. it's an absolute pleasure 
lel, best be checking m'male privilege darlin 
pfffft ahahaha
You're a girl! Sucks to be you.*cries everytiem*