From glitter puke to disco stick!


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LadyRainicornOnACob's avatar
I call glitter "herpes" for this exact reason... It's virtually impossible to get rid of it all, you touch it and you become infected with it, it spreads like a plague, and just when you think it's all gone *BOOM* they magically reappear like genital warts... screw glitter herpes. I have a severe vendetta with the stuff after someone spilled it all over my desk for a week straight in art class.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
:stare: I feel your pain.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Glitter's no laughing matter, damned! :shakefist:
Zigor-Adebisi's avatar
Glitter is fine if it isn't in your eyes, up your nose and in your ears.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Up your crack, urethra, etc...
Zigor-Adebisi's avatar
Up the pussy too?
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Must be horrifying.
Zigor-Adebisi's avatar
I wouldn't know I am a guy but sensitive areas must not have glitter in them.
Zigor-Adebisi's avatar
Or if you have bad ear wax, the glitter may get into your inner/middle ear.
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ThePurpleTabby's avatar
The only thing worse than glitter puke is glittery outfits. :stare:
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
I think glitter is worse than the outfit.
PaulBlart-Mallcart's avatar
It's advisable to read the terms and conditions before going to a sparkle party next time, if it's not already covered in glitter, of course.
SharpGuard's avatar
I love your username.
PaulBlart-Mallcart's avatar
Squidward-Sexy (Sexy Time) Thank you, you've made my day.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
It wasn't a sparkle party until the owner of the bar started one out of the blue :stare:
PaulBlart-Mallcart's avatar
So it was a surprise sparkle party, there should at least be warnings posted on the walls for that shit.

Not everyone wants shiny club'n booty shorts.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Exactly, I was perfectly fine with it not being sparkly :grump:
PaulBlart-Mallcart's avatar
I would definitely be upset, glitter is best used for art projects and lingerie.
JeweledFaerie's avatar
is it still on you
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
I found one on my hand yesterday, it was probably a lingering one on a pair of clothes that I washed together with my glittered shirt :stare:
And I still find some on my sofa from time to time, they just suddenly glisten in the sunlight :iconmadnoesplz:
JeweledFaerie's avatar
they're hiding. this is good.