People who refer to their pets as "best friends" or "children" are losers.


borschtplz's avatar
  Seriously, bond with people like a normal human, animals don't even have feelings or thoughts. 
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magnifulouschicken's avatar
Puppies are cuter than babies. Just my opinion.
le-morte's avatar
Human beings are horrible, arbitrary, untrustworthy things that only communicate with others out of selfish motives, or the desire to obtain something.

Give me an animal any day.
MechaKiryu's avatar
What's wrong with being friends with children?
catsglade's avatar
Animals do have feelings and thoughts, just not as complex as humans.

I don't call my pet my baby or best friend though, I call her my dog. I love her, but she's a dog. Not a person.

So I agree half-way with you.
RobStrand's avatar
Alright. 

Say I were to take my "best friend" and throw him in the trunk of my car, and then go on a 6 hour drive.  Now at the end of those 6 hours who will be more happy to see me?  My Dog or my Friend?
MidnightCheshire's avatar
Best argument ever.
WynautWarrior's avatar
Your argument is irrelevant.
StarsThatSing's avatar
Oh it's getting bump fucked
Sadbutambitious's avatar
Congrats, bro! Now go get a congratulatory blowjob. 
borschtplz's avatar
Wow, 1000 comments? Is this what happiness is?
CatsEyeNebula's avatar
It's the closest you'll ever get to it probably :iconhappyskipplz:

going now 
gvcci-hvcci's avatar
borscht you owe me a toe licking a goat :crying:
borschtplz's avatar
we did it. go away now pls
KikiTheMonkey's avatar
Thank you, great kitty, for whoring my artwork! :iconyoyosorryplz:
CatsEyeNebula's avatar
Of course! I'm always willing to whore for my friends! :iconcatlaplz: