Shitstains ^owo^.
Not actual shitstains thank god^9w9^{•••)
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I was awake around 5 am and I found a mini chocolate bar in my bed. I thought nothing of it and ate it.
So later on, in the night my mom came onto my room to put my nephew back to sleep. I got out my bed around the same time because I was thirsty.
I looked at my sheets when I came back and there was a second chocolate cube and it was smeared all over my sheets.
I looked at my mom saying how could this happen and she said:
I gave you chocolate earlier and you took it. You where half-asleep.
I asked her why did she give them to me if she knew I was half-asleep.
She said it didn't matter because I end up taking them anyway.
She laughed.
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Uhhhg. Why?
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I was awake around 5 am and I found a mini chocolate bar in my bed. I thought nothing of it and ate it.
So later on, in the night my mom came onto my room to put my nephew back to sleep. I got out my bed around the same time because I was thirsty.
I looked at my sheets when I came back and there was a second chocolate cube and it was smeared all over my sheets.
I looked at my mom saying how could this happen and she said:
I gave you chocolate earlier and you took it. You where half-asleep.
I asked her why did she give them to me if she knew I was half-asleep.
She said it didn't matter because I end up taking them anyway.
She laughed.
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Uhhhg. Why?
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The fuck is this, this is worse than your other thread and it gave me aids.
Meh, I've made worse. Here. Look at this one →forum.deviantart.com/devart/ge… ^owo^
No actually that one is a little funny, shouldn't have been locked, but this is pure cancer. how so does it give you cancer?
easily
._.You are cancer free aren't you._.
not anymore
Oh you poor thing.
Not really.
that's...that's...THAT'S TERRIBLE!!!
All that delicious chocolate, gone to waste I ate what was in the wrapper. Not a lot came out.
good chocolate should never be wasted. it's cruel and unusual punishment to chocolate lovers everywhere.
I don't get it.
Shhhhh... its okay^u-u^
˙ǝsuǝs ou sǝʞɐɯ ʇı ʇnq
I ʞnow^u-u^.
Known a person like this, so don't feel an oddball. It's alright. Some people just do get half-up in the middle of the night and request chocolate from their surrounding people.
No, she came in my room wondering if I wanted any chocolate and I accepted it half asleep.
Eh, I understood that but I reckon it's still something to relate to.
Ahhh... true.
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I figured I'd see you on this thread^=w=^.
That makes no sense. 
Oh, what is it^owo^?