The Scary!
I just had one of the shittiest afternoons of my life. I only got five hours of sleep last night because I was studying for a midterm that I was nowhere near prepared for and by two in the morning I was just sitting on my bed eating apples and crying. I needed to go to the bank to get my routing number for my job and forgot my papers for it. I missed an appointment by two days and I'm fucked because it was a job thing. I'm writing this on a Friday night. And while I was driving home, I saw a guy on a motorcycle and thought "Holy shit, is that the Terminator, looks just like him." Anywho, Terminator sees my face and turns his motorcycle around in the middle of the fucking road and starts following me. That could not be good and I was all "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" and it was right in front of a stop sign and another car was heading my way but I was gonna take my chances. I eventually lost him but hot damn was I freaked out!
TL;DR: I'm Sarah Connor. Which is ridiculous because I'm never having children.
TL;DR: I'm Sarah Connor. Which is ridiculous because I'm never having children.
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Perhaps all of that could have been solved through time management.
Midterms, though.
How will time management help me with the Terminator?
How will time management help me with the Terminator?
This time next month, it'll all be gone?
Well, if you had planned it at a different time, Terminator may not have found you.
Well, if you had planned it at a different time, Terminator may not have found you.
Yep.
There is no way I could have see that coming. Besides, it was at the time I normally leave.
There is no way I could have see that coming. Besides, it was at the time I normally leave.
No fate but the one we make.
Fuck studying! Do more art!
Of course he followed you with all that cocaine smeared across your face.
No more eating apples and crying at 3am
No more eating apples and crying at 3am
Finally someone mentions the fucking apples!
The fucking apples!
I think he probably just wanted to be your friend and you were really rude 
*giggles* 
He wanted to give you the D.
That's not news to me.
WAAAAAIIIIIIT
Oh my god I fucking hate you.
NOOOO COME BAAAAACK
Just another reason why I'm glad to have classes at night. 
Motorcycles are nothing. Try getting stalked by huge freight trucks - you'll have panic attacks for hours.
Motorcycles are nothing. Try getting stalked by huge freight trucks - you'll have panic attacks for hours.
I bet, though I'd love to see one try and turn in the middle of the road.
Well, sometimes children just happen...
I'm getting sterilized!
Ah, okay. Good luck.
You're not safe. He will be back. 
Also, parthenogenesis.
Also, parthenogenesis.