Breakfast


mondu's avatar
So, I make breakfast for me and my mom. Coffee. Toasted bread. Scrambled eggs. Hey, it's 4 am in the morning but she was hungry.

So, I scrambled the eggs, ketchup, salt, and pepper on the side. Arrange the bread on the other side of the plate.

Mom gets slice of toast: "There's pepper on the bread."
"I think a bit of pepper sprinkled on it. Ok, I'll just toast a new batch."
"No this is fine."

1 minute later...

mom: "I really don't like pepper."
me: "Leave it on the plate. I'll toast new ones."
mom: "No, this is fine."

1 minute later...

mom: "Why did you put pepper on the bread?"
me: "Ma, I didn't. No one puts pepper on bread. I know that. Leave it alone. Here's some fresh bread."
mom: "No, this is fine."

1 minute later:

mom: "I really don't like pepper."
me: "....."
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EbolaSparkleBear's avatar
Make sure the next time you make toast it's covered in pepper corn:P

#pepper
Bo-Po-Mo-Fo's avatar
Does ketchup on eggs taste good?
mondu's avatar
In general, fried + ketchup is good (oil + sour is the basis of many sauces and vingairettes).
CrimeRoyale's avatar
... Soooo why did you put pepper on the bread...?
SavageFrog's avatar
I wanna know that too.
3wyl's avatar
Is your mom ill?
reqionalatbest's avatar
Shove the bread in her face, but don't forget to put all the pepper on it.
rosa-arcoiris's avatar
Sounds like quite a few people I know. :lol:
CatsEyeNebula's avatar
You have way more patience than I do :lol:
Somnusvorus's avatar
I would tell her to make her own fucking toast next time. :lol:
CaninePrince's avatar
... by any chance, is your mother suffering from dementia? I'd suspect her of that.
TuxedoDemon's avatar
Black-Sun-Frau's avatar
I wouldn't make food for her at all. 
61021376's avatar
I dont like pepper.
AquarianHorse's avatar
Wtf is up with her? :lol:
BS-ADOPTS's avatar
Bake a new batch and throw it on her face.
mereni's avatar
HOW UNGRATEFUL OF HER.
shutyourfaceplz's avatar
Next time pepper the toast deliberately