Dragon People
I recently encountered my first otherkin dragon person and I realized just how fucking stupid children are these days. How the fuck can you be a mythologic creature trapped in a human body?
Dragons, unicorns, fairies, minotaurs, satirs, etc. don't exist. If anything you should be a penguin or elephant because they're real animals. You would still look like a complete fuck head, but you would be a little more credible in a Tarzan kind of way.
Why did these people not get drowned as toddlers?
Dragons, unicorns, fairies, minotaurs, satirs, etc. don't exist. If anything you should be a penguin or elephant because they're real animals. You would still look like a complete fuck head, but you would be a little more credible in a Tarzan kind of way.
Why did these people not get drowned as toddlers?
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I knew someone like that who owned a pet site, which has since closed down. They apparently believe that they're some sort of fat slug/lizard thing and not a human, and they have several imaginary friends. This person is 28, the same age as me. Instead of getting them help, their friends and mother encourage them to live in their fantasy world.
I'm a piece of moldy old spaghetti noodle.
I'm a diplodocus.
I'm a barn owl
Coming from the person who swings his rear on the internet. 
I think I may know you... 
Yes, we met at the orgy down at Micheal Jackson's basement.
Oh baby 
SadistSkunk, is this unoriginal shitstain your creation?
I'll have you know you unsightly derriere, I am not SadistSkunk 
I would have hoped that you'd be able to tell the difference between me and some teenage girl that's mimicing everyone.
Mimicing everyone? I've only seen old Sadie.
Huh I never saw logicalwoman or elderpikachu or eldernosugarjustanger..damn lol
so mani!
Probably 
I haven't seen her on today..
I haven't seen her on today..I'm barely ever on in the weekend.
BUT WE MISS YOU TOO MUCH! :;
But I'm trying to be a productive member of society.. 
TRY HARDER! ;;
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Back in my day everyone was born a man 
Otherkin and fictionkin need to not.
I'm actually a Nightfury trapped in human form 
My sister is also a fairy, and my mom is a troll~
Muahahhaa~ magic spells
And leaking bells.
Incoherent rhymes
Are how I spend my time
My sister is also a fairy, and my mom is a troll~
Muahahhaa~ magic spells
And leaking bells.
Incoherent rhymes
Are how I spend my time
Nightfury kicks arses!