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Hashae's avatar
Why just why me? Okay I was outside today talking to my friend. There is a 3 year difference between us because I am 17 and you guys do the math. Well like about an hour later we're walking down to the pool to get us some sodas since there's a vending machine their. I was wear basket shorts today......big mistake. My dong then decides to be a total buzkill as it shoots straight upwards. I wasn't even horny at the time. 

She then looks at my leg area for some reason and notices my situation and asks if I'm attracted to her. I said no but she found that hard to believe because of what my 2nd head had to say. Damn you! Why did you have to kill a good conversation and the way she might think of me Dong. I bet you're laughing your ass off you prick!

Long story short: My dong has a mind of it's own.
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Karmageddin's avatar
One advanaged to being female that can't happen
Hashae's avatar
I know that.
aspacecowboy's avatar
Don't worry.  They'll go away. 


Around 40 or so.
Hashae's avatar
That's a while for me pal, I'm 17
aspacecowboy's avatar
Enjoy them while you can.
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YourVampiricPonysaur's avatar
Ding-dong, it's Papa Schlong. :D

I'm at least glad that she didn't yell at you or make fun of you.
Hashae's avatar
true I am lucky for that.
Corterri's avatar
You know, that girl sounded pretty cool about it haha.
Hashae's avatar
True she did luckily, glad she didn't make fun of me about or say ew you perv.
Corterri's avatar
Better than getting an eww or giggles haha
julibun's avatar
Buahaha, the situations you're in though :'D
This one reminds me of the musical Me and My Dick. Kind of... not really... barely relate-able.

That sucks though
Yeah, I never have that problem ~ /proceeds to brag
Hashae's avatar
You're lucky, good for you.
blackvragor's avatar
I thought you were 15 going on 16. 
Hashae's avatar
no I'm not, 17 now. Turn 18 on the 10th of July.
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Hashae's avatar
oh yeah, and Maj0r needs to shut the hell up, that horse ass is worser than angelishi in my opinion.
blackvragor's avatar
I like angelishi

I am indifferent towards Maj0rMareMolester
Maj0rMareMolester's avatar
Angel is a pimp, the Maj0r kid can suck a dick, and the vragor girl is one of the coolest people this side of the Mississippi.
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