Llama grooming, chicken porn.
Two spectater sports with serious disadvantages are llama grooming and chicken porn.
With llama grooming, the spectater watches an extremely grumpy llama be groomed by an intern. The spectater is usually safe when she is on the llama's right side, as he doesn't mind being groomed there. But when she moves to his left side, the spectater has a high likelihood of being spat upon. And when said intern, aka gladiator, starts attempting to groom the llama's hindquarters? The spectator mustn't be in the line of fire!
^VERY DANGEROUS SPECTATER SPORT.
With chicken porn, the spectater watches two chickens making babies amidst a deafening barrage of clucks, and after a high-speed chase. The spectater, if an adult, may not mind this. If they are some kind of zoophile, they may even get aroused. But oft times, the said "spectater" is a child, who has no knowledge of sex or reproduction. This gets very awkward.
^VERY AWKWARD AND POTENTIALLY METALLY SCARRING SPECTATER SPORT!!!!
Tl;dr: The llama at my zoo is a spit factory when its time to groom him, and the chickens constantly fuck each other in front of CHILDREN!!!!
Bonus complaint: I've been in the farm for my entire shift YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE!!! That's EIGHT HOURS of farm! Please, lord,today, gimme something good! And I DON'T mean the butterfly garden. Gimme...wallabies!
Anti-complaint: Prince Charming (the llama) let me pet him a bunch yesterday!
With llama grooming, the spectater watches an extremely grumpy llama be groomed by an intern. The spectater is usually safe when she is on the llama's right side, as he doesn't mind being groomed there. But when she moves to his left side, the spectater has a high likelihood of being spat upon. And when said intern, aka gladiator, starts attempting to groom the llama's hindquarters? The spectator mustn't be in the line of fire!
^VERY DANGEROUS SPECTATER SPORT.
With chicken porn, the spectater watches two chickens making babies amidst a deafening barrage of clucks, and after a high-speed chase. The spectater, if an adult, may not mind this. If they are some kind of zoophile, they may even get aroused. But oft times, the said "spectater" is a child, who has no knowledge of sex or reproduction. This gets very awkward.
^VERY AWKWARD AND POTENTIALLY METALLY SCARRING SPECTATER SPORT!!!!
Tl;dr: The llama at my zoo is a spit factory when its time to groom him, and the chickens constantly fuck each other in front of CHILDREN!!!!
Bonus complaint: I've been in the farm for my entire shift YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE!!! That's EIGHT HOURS of farm! Please, lord,today, gimme something good! And I DON'T mean the butterfly garden. Gimme...wallabies!
Anti-complaint: Prince Charming (the llama) let me pet him a bunch yesterday!
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Children live in the world. Their parents have a responsibility to tell them what's what in that wold and you do not have a responsibility to lie to them. 
But still, what if their parents get mad at me?
What are they going to do, ground you?
Idk.
watching chickens have sex? have all of my enthuasiasms *thrusts hand outwards* please i want to see more.
NO, ugh god thats weird. Who would even watch that?
Like I know their are sexual furry things but im pretty sure nobody is a chicken furry..
NO, ugh god thats weird. Who would even watch that?
Like I know their are sexual furry things but im pretty sure nobody is a chicken furry..
XD
Oh, you'd be surprised. Rule 34, man. There's porn of everything. There's also a fetish for everything. There's actually a Walmart fetish now! And a fucking STD fetish. Weeeiiiirrrddd.
Not to mention, the clucking is enough to make you deaf.
Oh, you'd be surprised. Rule 34, man. There's porn of everything. There's also a fetish for everything. There's actually a Walmart fetish now! And a fucking STD fetish. Weeeiiiirrrddd.
Not to mention, the clucking is enough to make you deaf.
walmart? :¬| what the fuck
also yeah, internet has an everything for an everything
and seen as porn is 35% of that... there are alot of opportunities
oh god
also yeah, internet has an everything for an everything
and seen as porn is 35% of that... there are alot of opportunities
oh god
That's what I said.
Eh? 'Chicken porn'?
...
Ahhh-- I see... I got it!
Yep.
Ohohoh-- so kinky I know, right? 
I know it's been said -- but... 'spectater'
It's "Spectator" -- 'Tater' is for Potatoes...
It's "Spectator" -- 'Tater' is for Potatoes...
What was he actually saying?
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Potatoes. He was actually saying Potatoes. 
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That's what makes it funny.
That stamp is the most amazing thing ever, seriously.
That stamp is the most amazing thing ever, seriously.
why do these things exist?
Shit like this always happens with pets/zoo animals.
but must we make a spectacle of it? "hey, kids! Watch two chickens do the nasty and learn of the birds and bees that way instead of awkwardly talking about it with your parents! Just $5 per kid for admission!"
XDD
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Woow, cool!
my budges mate with each other all the time, including when my little cousins come over.