Why is it wrong to eat Smurfs?
They are vermin. It would be a public service. Smushi could be thw answer to world hunger.
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Because they are asexual
Well, you need to have a big side dish of...
Lol!
Isn't it kinda cannibal-listic? cx
I don't know I always thought they tasted good with ketchup...
I think it's because they have to get caught from the wild and aren't like an endangered species?
I always imagined they tasted like Play-Doh.
Lol!
cause don't they turn into gold when dead right? and gold isn't exactly edible
No, but you can buy good things with it.
I have issues with my food being able to scream in English and talking to me as I bite their heads off. Honestly they probably don't taste that great.
I'd quite happily let you eat the smurfs, and the snorks and any other derivative of same. Boring fucking plotless cartoons.
It isn't.
Really.
Really.
Thank you 
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Eewugh.
The work of a master, my friend. Try your very best not to be envious.
The work of a master...
Maybe a master-bater.
Maybe a master-bater.
As matter of fact that's exactly what she is!
There's like a little over 100 of them left in the wild or something. That makes them critically endangered, like Tasmanian Devils (they both spread communicable diseases via biting!) That and since some Smurfs consider themselves your children, eating them would be kinda creepy.
Which makes me wonder, if you can make them, why not just farm them? You could say it's for conservation.
Which makes me wonder, if you can make them, why not just farm them? You could say it's for conservation.