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I'M DRUNK, YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE

:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Or am I.

It's been five whole hours and no new threads have been made? You guys are letting me down. Seriously letting me down.

I had a silly idea for all of us to collaborate in, but no one is paying any attention! Oh no! Stop reading this instant and go to that journal, give me your thoughts, and continue on.

Call-out threads are cool. Especially when you're the one being called out. This will be fun to play wi- Wait, Neuro locked the thread before I could comment??? Oh for fucks sake, you wily bastard, I wanted to have fun with it. Stop getting so excited over things, it's not natural.

Somebody's mom wants me to design them a logo. For free. Come on, friend's mom, my art skills are worth some payment, don't you think? Oh, you need the logo by tomorrow? It's almost midnight? Well, don't expect fucking much. And sending the image is proving more difficult than it should be. GodDAMMIT.

My attention span is down the shitter. I've been working on the same picture for the past week, since I had no school and piss all to do. It's saturday night and I'm on here, crying my heart out, and basically doing anything except for working on the drawing. Because I can't work on something for a week straight. (Disclaimer: going to force myself to finish it, because it is fucking worth finishing.) WHY IS ART SO HAAARD???

Finally, if this complaint is overshadowed by another thread posted within ten seconds or so, I am going to bust out the Jack Daniels so hard you don't even KNOW it. Or maybe. I bought a small bottle out of peer pressure (you folks know who you are), but I'm just that paranoid about not liking a drink. I'm strange. Really.

...I don't have anything else for you. Sorry.
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:iconcosmic-doodle:
Cosmic-doodle Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Threads ruined. Make a copy with an icon. :saddummy:
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Not until I break out the whiskey. Who knows, there might be some typos, too!
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:iconcosmic-doodle:
Cosmic-doodle Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Be reasonable. :noes:
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
I... don't know many Edgar quotes
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:iconcosmic-doodle:
Cosmic-doodle Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thats still more than I know. :dummy:
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:iconshockity:
Shockity Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
lmao drunk boys get no money, pakacock
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Shankity, get outta my forums >:[
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:iconshockity:
Shockity Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
NAAAH
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
art iz hard cause you don't enjoy it. FAGGOT! so get off the thread with your complaints, your spreadin too much negative energy!
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
I enjoy my negative energy!
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
GOOD LUCK WIT THAT BUSTER!
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Thank you
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:iconcindertwig:
Cindertwig Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
"I still use faggot as an insult because I am 12 years old" ~Nashbolt (paraphrased)
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
I STILL USE FAGGOT AS AN INSULT BECAUSE IT PERFECTLY DESCRIBES DOUCHES LIKE YOU!
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:iconcindertwig:
Cindertwig Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
No, faggot is an immature insult for children and so is using caps.
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
FUK U!
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:iconcindertwig:
Cindertwig Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
See what I mean that is immature and you are a troll.
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:icontwasdandish:
twasdandish Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
I NO TROLL.
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:iconcindertwig:
Cindertwig Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Sure and everyone belives you...
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:iconbohobella:
bohobella Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible not to like jack and coke. Unless you don't like coke, then you're fucked.
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wish I had some right now.
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
I don't like Coke :iconstudmuffinplz:
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:iconwigglewaddle:
WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Paka, are you on your man-period?
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
I ripped my uterus out long ago, Wankle
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Out of curiosity, what is your drink of choice?
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
At the moment it's Malibu, but I downed a small bottle and hardly felt a hangover. Which is probably a good thing...
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Coconut rum?
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:bow: you fucking love it.

besides, it wasn't a complaint :P
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Interface Designer
fine fine I'll make a fucking thread don't get your dick in a knot...*grouches* oh wait Lily wants to post a hilarious satirical thread (she's a troll account)
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:icondavibeke:
DaVibeke Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
yes...let me think of what I shall complain about... :evillaugh:
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
I sowwy. ;.; I'm watching 4,000+ people. You see the chances of me reading it? Anyways, I'll go read.
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because people aren't creative on making threads and they just refuse to make them. :bucktooth:
But art is not that hard! You're just making it look hard! :noes:


P.S.: That orangekiss girl is trying sooo hard to get attention but no one is giving it to her. :no:
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
'Orangekiss' could become the new word for 'intense sexual deprivation'...
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:lol:
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
I really wish she'd go away..
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why?
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
She's annoying. :stare:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Why do you hate me??
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You can't prove if I hate you or not! :lol:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Your posts say it all. I don't need to prove it.
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If I hated you I didn't help you get some attention! Tada tada your argument is invalid! :la:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
negative attention is not wanted, thank you anyway.
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:)
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Well if you'd quit scaring off the noobs we'd have more silly threads from them.

And I can't even remember the last time I had a drink. :o
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
It's an effective way of weeding them out! And it's fun.
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
I know it's fun! But then we have long periods where no one posts a new thread.
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:iconjessaflux:
JessaFlux Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013   Photographer
If no one makes a thread that interests you, then make your own.
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Which I did.
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:iconjessaflux:
JessaFlux Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013   Photographer
Have you and Orangekiss been drinking together?
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Nah, and I know a good number of other people I'd rather drink with
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