Suddenly, I realized something. Time will stop someday. When it does, I will be forever frozen while I shove dead animals down my throat. When that day comes, my friend, could you please pass the salt? I don't wanna be saltless forever because the thought scares the fuq out of me. Can you imagine that scenario, friend? Think real hard about. Think about what it means. That about the terror. Think about the children. You need to avert their eyes from children's programming or our evil lord Dick Cheney will grow in strength.
I swear to god! If I ever find you I will LOVE to destroy you, and your little dog too! If you don't have a dog then I'll destroy whatever lint you have on your person, and then I'm gonna destroy all your dirty clothes by washing them, then destroy all the bacteria off your kitchen counters! Then I'm gonna destroy all your uncooked pasta by cooking it then I'm gonna bathe that shit with sauce!!!! DOES THAT MAKE YOU ANGRY ?! I bet it does! Not being able to have uncooked pasta lying around the place must grind your gears, don't it, pilgrim?! I bet if I were to wash your windows that would make you even more pissed off! I can think of a million other ways to piss the FUCK out of you, pilgrim. I won't stop until you get so mad you start getting depressed and start planning little self-cutting SESSIONS? ahead of time so your schedule is all neat and tidy.
Yoshika... when will you stop bullying me? You're making me depressed then undepressed with cute things... stop toying with my pure/innocent heart... Also, buy American... or don't... I don't care... Just buy something... buy me flowers.
*Realizes Yoshika is a troll and shouldn't be trusted to handle any of my baked goods which are pretty non-existant because cooking is for girls; it's where they belong, anyway. Because they're all so useless... just like Yoshika... who's nice and everything and will probably realize I'm kidding if she reads this whole thing... anyway it was the mormons fault that Multimarriages blossomed and became a big thing... Which I don't know if it's a good or bad thing.. . All I know is my love for non-fat diet lattes...
I know what I'm talking about; that's all that matters. Now please go buy me some flowers or leave me alone. I'm just gonna go cry in this corner because Oprah doesn't do live TV performances anymore. I'm gonna eat a bucket of ice cream, and before you ask: No, you can't have any. It's physically impossible to share any of it with you. Now you can go buy some ice cream of your own and we can plan a time where we both eat it at the same time so it'll be like we're eating ice cream across space and time, but it still won't be the same as being together in person while we eat ice cream. You know what? I suddenly don't like ice cream anymore. I'm against the unethical treatment of our fellow animal; the cow. They're people too you know, kind of. They probably have some understanding of the English language after being close to humans all this time. I wouldn't be surprised if they were to stage some kind of revolution in the near future. They're that smart. Soon, they'll evolve into bi-pedal humanoids capable of feeding the world with their utter of justice as they tear down all four walls of tyranny that we've put all the other animals in. Then suddenly... world peace. THE END.
People still act on stage by the way, and actually, most of the acting was ridiculously over dramatic. Film brought about more realistic acting styles which more people in our day prefer. They also pretty much just walked to different spots on the stage, and then standing still recited their lines. You see, many people went to the theatre to be seen and not to see, so it probably looked more like a person on stage screaming over a bunch of rich people.
Now, getting over that topic. Try looking at local music artists if you have that mindset. You can often find people playing in cafes, bars, and other small venues. It will make the amount of artists you need to sift through smaller at the very least.