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MisterTurtle's avatar
What the fuck is metal music doing in the background of a documentary show about the first World War? What's up with the insistence that the US pretty much won the war instead of tacking itself onto the tail end of it like most historians know we did? Why do I care enough to complain?

Gaaah. Fuckin' History Channel...

Actual complaint: I'm doing a burfdai party today for my burfdai but I'm mostly winging it and I've never done it before and hnnnnng
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two-wheel-bicycle's avatar
Did they mention how aliens and Bigfoot helped the Nazis?
MisterTurtle's avatar
And neglected to mention Ford and Coca-Cola, yeah.
neurotype-on-discord's avatar
The History Channel is kind of total shit. :B
LoboSabio's avatar
Why on earth are you watching that? The only thing on that channel worth watching is Ancient Discoveries. I've learned about all sorts of awesome stuff from watching that, like African throwing knives. Just imagine that thing flying at your head.
cake-fiend's avatar
I think you mean Speculation Channel.
bubblymaika's avatar
Documentaries suck now. :saddummy:
MasterPlanner's avatar
History Channel. :icontheresyourproblemplz:
MisterTurtle's avatar
We need plushies.
MasterPlanner's avatar
I'm almost done with a new mini-plushie, cool your tits. =p
MisterTurtle's avatar
Yes.

Except for a few shows.
Pokey-Bunny's avatar
Yeah, a few are nice.
SadistSkunk's avatar
Happy burfdai! :meow:
We don't get the Hitler channel here..
MisterTurtle's avatar
It was my real burfdai yesterday, just having the party today because it's not as taxing on the schedules of the many people I'm friends with.
Fullmetal-Animator's avatar
Because heavy metal is awesome, duh. :L
MisterTurtle's avatar
It's inappropriate and jarring in a WW1 setting. Hell, even WW2 it feels off. That's what made CoD World at War seem so bizarre, the music was just either creepy or rediculious, completely unfitting growly guitar riffs. Badass riffs, granted, but still.
K-Koji's avatar
Wat's metal?

I'm addicted to 須藤 元気 : [link]

I only watch history shows on Ancient Aliens lol. Or Ancients Behaving Badly.