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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Guys... I was walking down the street the other day and this guy said something really hurtful to me.It was so hurtful I started to crying so hard. I'm not ashamed of crying. I do it in public all the time, but some day I'm gonna kill myself and it's all because of what this one guy said to me You wanna know what he said to me? He said "Gobble gobble gobble" this guy was a turkey. A really hurtful, and delicious, turkey. Even today I still think back on what that huge jerk said to me, and now I can think "No, you're wrong, and you can't hurt me anymore because you're dead, and delicious". There were a lot of guys like this guy who kept getting all up in my grill like this every year around the time people would normally have thanks giving.


tl;dr Guys... I think mai waifu might be a toaster...
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:icontales-of-haven:
I want the Derpy toaster from shed.mov
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh really nao :3
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
I need a better toaster.
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think you might need a better toaster too D:
Stay away from mai waifu
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:iconcindertwig:
What just happened? Where am I?
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:icongalacticgoat:
GalacticGoat Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
u drunk?
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan... I don't even know any mo'...
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