Guys... I was walking down the street the other day and this guy said something really hurtful to me.It was so hurtful I started to crying so hard. I'm not ashamed of crying. I do it in public all the time, but some day I'm gonna kill myself and it's all because of what this one guy said to me You wanna know what he said to me? He said "Gobble gobble gobble" this guy was a turkey. A really hurtful, and delicious, turkey. Even today I still think back on what that huge jerk said to me, and now I can think "No, you're wrong, and you can't hurt me anymore because you're dead, and delicious". There were a lot of guys like this guy who kept getting all up in my grill like this every year around the time people would normally have thanks giving.
tl;dr Guys... I think mai waifu might be a toaster...
tl;dr Guys... I think mai waifu might be a toaster...