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February 21, 2013
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Guys... I was walking down the street the other day and this guy said something really hurtful to me.It was so hurtful I started to crying so hard. I'm not ashamed of crying. I do it in public all the time, but some day I'm gonna kill myself and it's all because of what this one guy said to me You wanna know what he said to me? He said "Gobble gobble gobble" this guy was a turkey. A really hurtful, and delicious, turkey. Even today I still think back on what that huge jerk said to me, and now I can think "No, you're wrong, and you can't hurt me anymore because you're dead, and delicious". There were a lot of guys like this guy who kept getting all up in my grill like this every year around the time people would normally have thanks giving.


tl;dr Guys... I think mai waifu might be a toaster...
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:iconladymarion198:
LadyMarion198 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
:iconfblikeplz:
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:iconshadowmaker-241:
ShadowMaker-241 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:lol:
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:icontales-of-haven:
Tales-of-Haven Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
I want the Derpy toaster from shed.mov
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh really nao :3
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:iconsapphire-ashesx:
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
I need a better toaster.
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think you might need a better toaster too D:
Stay away from mai waifu
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:iconcindertwig:
Cindertwig Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
What just happened? Where am I?
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:icongalacticgoat:
GalacticGoat Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
u drunk?
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan... I don't even know any mo'...
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:icongalacticgoat:
GalacticGoat Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:petting: S'ok.
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nhnnnhnnnhnhnnhnnnhnnnnnnnnnn I like it when you pet my face.
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student Photographer
Wtf did I just read...
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You read the truth, brother. Say no to diet drinks!
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
My husband is a cat. :dummy:
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:iconsadistskunk:
SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:stare:
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:icondummywooplz:
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:iconsadistskunk:
SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:stare: Isn't bestiality illegal in the US?
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Welp, it's legal to marry a horse in Texas.
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Interface Designer
OMG really?? I fuckin love those creatures man! Though isn't it legal to marry a dead person in France?
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:iconsadistskunk:
SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:stare: No, Jinx! Bad Jinx! Stay away from the horsies..
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Student Interface Designer
I love horses I used to ride hem. One bit my butt though :stare:
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I don't know. :shrug: But then I could marry someone that's dead! :dummy:
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Eh better pushing daisies than pushing buttons
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:iconsadistskunk:
SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:stare: You can marry a horse but you can't marry someone your own gender?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR COUNTRY!!
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
EVERYTHING! I'M STUCK WITH OLD WHITE RELIGIOUS CONSERVATIVES WHO HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH GUNS , SEX, BIRTH CONTROL AND ABORTION AND ARE RACIST AND WANNA RAPE ME AND PREACH AGAINST GAYS BUT ARE SECRETLY PEDOPHILES! :iconcryforeverplz: I WANNA LIVE IN EUROPE
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:iconsadistskunk:
SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:hug: I'm pretty sure Americans are pretty welcome here.. And we all understand and speak English anyway..
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Neato :D
:llama:

I wonder what kind ... you... umm... aren't there laws against... wait... TROLL!!! TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Wait, I'm not a troll! :noes: Ok, technically, I'm NOT married to my cat... but I wuv him so much! :saddummy:
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm thinking computer monitor/keyboard/sock/shirt buttons...
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:iconarvellas:
Arvellas Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
My grandmother, who grew up on a farm, assured me that turkeys were the stupidest animals she had ever seen. They would run straight into barbed wire fences and never learn to avoid them.
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They're probably suicidal because you won't include them in your shenanigans or let them eat with y'all at thanks giving D:
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
You reminded me of an ebay post for a haunted toaster. Ah, the memories.
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haunted toasters are serious business D:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't think I've had turkey before. Chicken is better. :shrug:
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:icongvcspecks:
gvcspecks Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
You....what!?
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
It's a blasphemy, clearly. :no:
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:icongvcspecks:
gvcspecks Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Madness...
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
It will be. :nod:
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:iconarvellas:
Arvellas Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
If you haven't had turkey, how do you know chicken is better?
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
So someone did catch me out! :mwahaha:
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:iconarvellas:
Arvellas Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
:iconiseewhatyoudidthere:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:eyes:
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What kind of backwards world are you living in, mister... everybody's had turkey O_o except for vegetarians... which you're not.... !!!!!!!!!!! You must be a spy... O_O
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
What if I am a spy? :unimpressed:
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Meow
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Exactly.
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're lying.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Why would I lie about such a thing?
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:iconanvirgin:
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because you' so obviously evil, pilgrim.. It's so obvious it's obvious.
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