Not a single goddamn one of you is talking about that meteor. That mother fucking massive fucking meteor.
The biggest cosmic collision since 1908 produces cinematic style youtubes from oh-my-fucking-god-ville, Russia, and you guys are still talking about pickle balls and cats.
I'm fucking mortified that I did not know about this awesome fucking meteor until today because I've been held up in my apartment busting my ass on research and 8 ft paintings and have not been newsing.
YOU PEOPLE USED TO BE INFORMATIVE. FUCKING FIERY SPACE TITAN TURDS BLASTING ACROSS THE SKY IN A BEWILDERING SPECTACLE OF JUXTAPOSED HORROR AND AWE AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO TELL ME THE MINUTE IT HAPPENS?!
KGB Operative with bad Russian accent; Yes, this *METIORITE* is rather scarring us at the moments. And is not thermonuclear device for use of USA to bring dawning of new USSR. No. Is celestial body... is Not bomb test... Go home, nothing is see here!
The biggest cosmic collision since 1908 produces cinematic style youtubes from oh-my-fucking-god-ville, Russia, and you guys are still talking about pickle balls and cats.
I'm fucking mortified that I did not know about this awesome fucking meteor until today because I've been held up in my apartment busting my ass on research and 8 ft paintings and have not been newsing.
YOU PEOPLE USED TO BE INFORMATIVE. FUCKING FIERY SPACE TITAN TURDS BLASTING ACROSS THE SKY IN A BEWILDERING SPECTACLE OF JUXTAPOSED HORROR AND AWE AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO TELL ME THE MINUTE IT HAPPENS?!