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Food for thought

:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm so fucking hungry and my parents won't be home to cook anything until dinner time. :stare:
Skool was slow was fuck I hate it there it's so boring and everyone is just poop.

I hate the trolls like illastrat and all of 'em, they are so fucking annoying with their self-righteous & pretentious state of minds and bullshit like that.

I don't understand the Internet it's like a new world entirely idk



Tl;dr - I'm bored and hungry so entertain me.
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:iconsauti-alamisi:
Sauti-Alamisi Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Make a sandwich. I wasn't really taught how to cook correctly ether, but a sandwich makes everything better. :la:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student Filmographer
oxygen is a hallucinogen, and life is the trip.
when you stop huffing it, the trip ends.


also, every person has a mind as big, complex, and wide-spanning as yours. every person you encounter on a regular basis has their own definition of a universe inside their heads that is as convoluted and layered as your own. everyone is as sentient and human as you.


and "The ABC's" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the exact same melody.

you asked for 'food for thought'
consider yourself sated.
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:iconleafyloo:
leafyloo Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You could just fix yourself a bowl of cereal, a sandwich, or even toast. Or you could just go for a bag of chips. 0_o It's not that hard.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
How hard is it to scramble some eggs?
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:iconreicheru-ketsueki:
Reicheru-Ketsueki Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
you should buy some ramen cup noodles in the future!
you just poor hot water in them and their quite filling =^-^=
i dont really like the plain...the spicy is the best in my opinion. so if u don't like plain then try that :3
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:iconloveinthesnow:
LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist
:yawn: Do better. 
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:iconjellybean9000:
Jellybean9000 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll hazard a guess that you just don't know how to cook anything yourself. :bucktooth:

And speaking of food: [link]
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:iconuboa-chan:
UBOA-CHAN Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconsandwich-plz:

Sandwiches are easy peasy to make! :iconbummyplz:

Just take two pieces of bread and whatever you can find in your house, (Tomatoes, Lettuce, Mayonnaise, Drain cleaner, Rat poison, etc.) and put those things in between your two slices of bread!
Also, make sure to eat it when no one else is around for they might get jealous of your super duper awesome sandwich! :la:
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Stop fucking telling me about sandwiches they suck ass I hate them
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:iconuboa-chan:
UBOA-CHAN Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well then starve :)
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
can't make anything yourself? Guess you're gonna starve :iconderpplz:
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
Just tear a board out of the wall and start eating that. It'll get your daily fiber requirement out of the way.
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:iconland-shark17:
Land-Shark17 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Eat raw squirrels.
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:iconfullmetal-animator:
Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Eat yourself. :B
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
But that's canniblism and is frowned upon in most societies :stare:
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:iconfullmetal-animator:
Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Hey, when you make it 2 feet in it ain't so bad. :lol:
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:iconvi0letdreamer:
vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Photographer
You're 13 and you can't cook? For god's sake, make a sandwich.
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:iconwinxclubgirl:
Winxclubgirl Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Learn to cook, make a sandwich, heat a tv dinner, open a bag of chips.....I don't know, everything that we've been doing since an early age. By now, you should at least know how to open a bag of chips.

When I was FIVE I was already helping my mom in the kitchen, and my brother and I were baking cakes and muffins and pancake's for her after her car wreck.

Great, now I'm hungry. I'm gonna go make a sandwich.
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:icondariadzyuba:
DariaDzyuba Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't tell us what to do, potato.
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:iconunclegargy:
UncleGargy Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You should be cooking the dinner for the family and cleaning the house. I had to do that kind of thing from the age of 12yrs old. Did me no harm.
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Where's the photo of you with my name?
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
Fuck off
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So you're a lying little boy, then!
I mean, sure your dick is probably incredibly small if you feel the need to invent this 13 year old girl persona online, but whatever, still a dude. :lol:
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:iconatlantech:
Atlantech Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lmao:
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
No I'm a fucking girl dammit people know you know so get the fuck out
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Naah. You said you'd take it, but you didn't. So you lied about that, which makes you a liar - therefore - you've lied about everything. :B
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
I said I would when I got new batteries and I have not gotten new batteries yet...uhhh
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
In this day and age, that's pretty much impossible.
Hell, the fact that you're trying to make me believe that you own a camera that works on normal AA batteries instead of a rechareable one is absolutely hilarious, especially considering how - being supposedly a 13 year old - you should already have a phone with a working camera.


Seriously, if you're going to produce some weird ass chick persona, do it well. :yawn:
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Uh no my digital camera runs on batteries and my phones camera is really blurry it's a trac phone so yeah it wouldn't have been good
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:iconpynasta:
Pynasta Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist
I would recommend taking some bread, caaarefully cutting a piece of it with a knife, maybe adding some cheese or ham or something, putting it in your mouth, chewing, and then swallowing. :)
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
Too many a's in carefully - I won't take u seriously :)
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:iconpynasta:
Pynasta Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist
But if you're just careful you might cut yourself, on the other hand, if you're caaareful, you won't. :la:
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:icontidal-wave-art:
Tidal-Wave-Art Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sucks to be you :laughing: Snacks aren't hard to make.
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:iconxannijn:
Xannijn Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Filmographer
Eat a snack. Jeez.
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:iconkawaii-cookies:
kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
toast is your friend :nod:
....

the bread bin is calling :noes:
...

answer the call :happycry:
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
please tell me you rigged the bread bin to explode!

Oh please, oh please!
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:iconkawaii-cookies:
kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
mario is in it! :evillaugh:
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:iconsbkmulletman:
sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
What's he going to do, high-pitch voice someone to death?

Put a BOMB in there! Put the virtual boy in there!
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:iconkawaii-cookies:
kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
:plotting: i like your thinking

I shall replace mario with a sticky bomb! :evillaugh:
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:iconinkedalivebycolors:
Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I thought you were orangekiss for a sec, you should feel bad.
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
How and who?
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:iconinkedalivebycolors:
Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The facebook photos and the way you write.
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
Facebook? The pictures are me. They aren't on Facebook :)
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah dIOn'''t Want too entertain yoew bcawse tJHe thing es is dat te Threoolls aer what makke it fuuun.....Asdfjl get sum foooood fRom thwe cubbbird and have a slug feshet....you know what I mean?
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:iconxxxsliversignxxx:
xXxsliversignxXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student General Artist
No u make no sense
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:iconbenjamin-biddix:
Benjamin-Biddix Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconnouplz:
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:iconbleachrocks2010:
bleachrocks2010 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Make toast or something jeez girl I have been cooking since I was 10 I'm pretty much self taught.
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:iconlaemperatrizmariana:
LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
They should at least boil an egg or heat up something in the microwave. :no:
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:iconbleachrocks2010:
bleachrocks2010 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah I was forced into learning how to cook my mum was like here's a bag of chips there's the fryer, use it. And now I can pretty much cook everything ^^
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:iconlaemperatrizmariana:
LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wasn't forced, but I learned gradually. Besides, teaching me like that is not worth it because of my attitude towards inadequate instruction. :dummy:

My work will be par to your instructions. :trollface:
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