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What I thought would be an all-nighter...

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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Filmographer
turned out to be actually quite easy to finish.

Here i am, with 3 empty mugs that were filled with coffee, and a completed assignment for my screenwriting class. I finished the assignment about an hour ago, and there is still no sign of sleepiness. (in case you were curious, i completed a log line, a beat sheet, and the first 5 pages of the script.)

It's the perfect storm of late-night shenanigans, except for the fact that my brother's asleep and i must not wake him and his smelly beard.

but that is not the complaint.

the complaint regards a massive pink dildo.

I found it in my front yard when i walked back from visiting the local 7-11. It looked like last night's rain was enough to uncover this thing.

too many questions. who the fuck buried this thing? Did they dig the hole with the dildo itself? Why here? Was it a murder weapon? Should i leave it there? What if someone visits and sees it? what does that say about the guy who lives there? WHO NEEDS A 2 INCH THICK DILDO IN THE FIRST PLACE?

tl;dr: my balls smell like pickles, and i don't know what to think about this.
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FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
I've been reading all the comments that the 3 Stooges have left in your thread and now I've forgotten what you were complaining about.

Dammit.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
The three stooges :icongo-on-plz:
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Filmographer
you should create a thread about forgetting a complaint.
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LadyDeven Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Get some cardboard and make a sign.

Something fun, like "UR MUM DROPPED SOMETHING!"

It's time for shenangins I say!
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Filmographer
SHENANIGANS?

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
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LadyDeven Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shenanigans are always the best way to go.
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KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
............. I think maybe you should pick it up with a paper towel and throw it away XD On another note, I'm not sure I want to know how one can possibly USE a dildo that size.
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MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
I've been told that the female organ can hold two male ones quite comfortably.
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HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
yeah i agree maybe if its some loose bitch lol
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KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe if she's loose :stare: As a female myself, I say that would hurt a LOT, at least for me.
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