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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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As a female myself, I say that would hurt a LOT, at least for me.
Here i am, with 3 empty mugs that were filled with coffee, and a completed assignment for my screenwriting class. I finished the assignment about an hour ago, and there is still no sign of sleepiness. (in case you were curious, i completed a log line, a beat sheet, and the first 5 pages of the script.)
It's the perfect storm of late-night shenanigans, except for the fact that my brother's asleep and i must not wake him and his smelly beard.
but that is not the complaint.
the complaint regards a massive pink dildo.
I found it in my front yard when i walked back from visiting the local 7-11. It looked like last night's rain was enough to uncover this thing.
too many questions. who the fuck buried this thing? Did they dig the hole with the dildo itself? Why here? Was it a murder weapon? Should i leave it there? What if someone visits and sees it? what does that say about the guy who lives there? WHO NEEDS A 2 INCH THICK DILDO IN THE FIRST PLACE?
tl;dr: my balls smell like pickles, and i don't know what to think about this.