I think it's all because you are a terrible, terrible person, and you bring it all on yourself by being a terrible person so -flagrantly- and -obviously-. Or, maybe it's all my fault. Yeah, let's run with that.
I hate annoying ring tones. Like the one that goes off saying, "OMG LIKE TOTALLY OMG LIKE TOTALLY" over and over or worse, "PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU DIRTY FUCKTARD!!!" i don't want to get insulted by a lousy piece of technology!
Long explination: You need to sit yourself down and silently watch the internet, get out the microsoft notepad and type down things you keep knoticing about it. Mark down what to avoid and what to interact with, If you choose interact you must do so at a limited pace.
Dont fucking open your mouth, dont fucking do anything that will result in folks focusing in on you dont fucking breath. Once you know what you are doing once again chose the limited rout and grow thick skin and procide at your own risk.