First of all, I know what you are trying to do. You are trying to make a laugh for yourself so you can see how people react to this stupid thought you have created in your brain. If you were sent here as a punishment, this must have been another person with the same thought process as your's making you one of these retards you speak of. Also, your three questions are one of the stupidest ideas ever thought possible. You cannot be the one to create these questions because you have already thought of what the correct answers would be allowing you to not be one of the retards. Someone with your mind would be known today as a mentally, unstable person. Next time, don't be a retard like the ones you have mentioned because the way you think of other people's demises will end up being your's. Your welcome.