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February 15, 2013


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WiffleBallMan Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
Oh yes, thatís right. Thatís what I said. And I said it because itís true. All women are cheaters.

I donít mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym ó by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

Itís not a hard conclusion to draw, so letís just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a womanís lifeblood. Thatís why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that theyíre not very good at ó because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.

Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesnít matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.

So letís compare: a womanís lust for attention versus a manís desire to consume or waste things ó something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know whatís better than throwing a sandwich in the street? Thatís right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and Iím betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?

Women, of course, have none of those things ó or at least donít have 2 out of 3. Thatís why when we change Ďsandwichesí to Ďmení and Ďthrowing them in the streetí to Ďgetting any kind of attention from themí, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.

Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. Thatís because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, youíre up argument creek without a chance in hell.

Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to ďrapeĒ her, that doesnít count as cheating. Itís just another horrible thing thatís happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. Thatís obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.

Women also donít count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. Thatís a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isnít it? A free backrub? Theyíre like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I canít even get to work without getting two or three.


Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. Itís 100% a womanís fault 100% of the time.

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AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AnVirgin Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MY BLOOD!!! IT'S BOILING!!!!!!!!! I WOULD NEVER WASTE PERFECTLY GOOD SAMMICHES!!!!! GTFO TROLLLLL!!!! Also, I'm a woman(I think) , and I would never cheat(unless you were total self absorbed asshat who never pays me any attention or never puts out forcing me to look for it else where because life's too short, MAAAAAAAAn)
Spudfuzz Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes. You're just so fucking special that every women ever in existence has an agenda to fuck you over or cheat on you. :facepalm:
KittyMrowMrow Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You're right! I do cheat...on word searches.
McDenis09 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lul ur jus a fukin trole xD
MrsChocotastic Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I didn't feel like reading your post.
CheshireLies Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
I don't think you tried at all.
Kiwi-Punch Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
He's probably upset cuz I banged his girlfriend...
Atlantech Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
find the cheating bitch, kill her, problem solved.
bohobella Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I would bet all my money that you're a woman. Having a vagina is not excuse for shitty trolling, missy.
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