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February 12, 2013
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BV's new sing songy complaint to Complaints. Hooray!

:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Today, I bring you my third song asserting frustrations over the course of asserting frustrations through songs. Except this time I brought out my condenser and bad reputation head phones, and then did a terrible mixing mastering job...

because you guys diserve it, :iconteheplz:

You know the drill by this point: [link]

I hate having to put anything here, but anyway,

The complaint poorly spelled out above revolves around 12,000 people wanting me to write dinky little songs for them. I do not have time for this. And you slackers won't pay for them, so you can come and sit on my chair where I will scold you for being lazy demanding, whiny little pickled prick flossers until the end of time. However, I will write these stupid things anyway. If you like them enough, shut up and let me take your monies.

My efforts are now a commodity, you do not get shit for free. Fuck you.

No but really, I love you, but fuck you. Fuck you and your ponies. More angry songs for you.

People mentioned in this song:
`timmy64,~sbkMulletMan, ~MisterTurtle, ~Kinrift, and =MasterPlanner.

You brought this upon yourselves, Complaints.
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:iconsomnusvorus:
Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013   Digital Artist
I've felt horribly down today and this made me laugh. You're a sweetie. :hug:
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:icontales-of-haven:
Tales-of-Haven Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
Your voice is so pretty. <3
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Svataben Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're a silly one! I like that. :hug:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013


I love you too.
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Hooray, I can feel validated to make up for my lacking existence.
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:la: Hooray!
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Now I can ignore your insistence and draw you as a pooneh anyways. Because that's how I do things.
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I can also assume I've been bumped to first on the list as well?
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
It was gonna be a Complaints groupshot, but since you mentioned me speshul in your song I must oblidge by drawing you speshul.
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hmmm, I have mixed feelings about this, :lol:
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:iconmisterturtle:
MisterTurtle Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Plus I'm too lazy to do the entire groupshot atm
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vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Student Photographer
I'd pay for a song
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WiggleWaddle Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
If I could sing, the last thing I'd sing about is this place. What's goin' on in that average-sized head of yours, girl?

I love your songs by the way, your voice is like ten angels ejaculating into my ears. A little startling at first(you being a woman and all, I didn't know, sorry), but after the initial shock, you begin to enjoy it... Does that make sense?
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:iconprosiax:
Prosiax Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
You aren't touching yourself much at night :(
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I want to be in a song! :noes:
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
D:< No!


okay maybe. :paranoid:
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
YAY! :iconsupertighthugplz:
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Ohmygodthatplz.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's awesome. GAZE UPON IT'S GLORY! :iconsupertighthugplz: :iconsupertighthugplz: :iconsupertighthugplz: :iconsupertighthugplz:
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I swear, you really do look like my ex girlfriend.

Only she cannot speak english and she could not sing to save her life.

Have you brushed up on your neuropsychological praxic pathologies yet or not?
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh I know neuropsychological praxic pathologies like the back of my hand.
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh yeah? Name the prefixes we use for acquired and then developmental conditions of this type!

My god, your youtube video selection is wierd. Very Very wierd.
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I'm afraid that's classified. My expertise is copyrighted.

And yes, yes it is. I'm a tad bipolar, I believe.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
... It is on the damn wikipedia page. In french, at least.

Ah psychiatric names. Is it still Bipolar in the DSM-V?
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
You know, I wouldn't actually know because I've never seen a psychiatrist in my life, :lol:
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
What, never even met one?
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
No sir. I don't think at least.
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:iconsadistskunk:
SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:ohnoes: Why does everyone think you're a dude? Don't people look at each other's pages? There's a photo right there..
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I have no idea, :| I visit people's pages on here all the time.
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:iconsadistskunk:
SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Me too.. But a couple of people actually got mad at me for it.. >_>
Being all like "why were you checking out my page?".. It's kinda what this site is about, right?
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:lol: Wuuut? The point is for people to look at your art, geez!
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:iconsadistskunk:
SadistSkunk Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
=P Exactly! Although a lot of regulars barely seem to have any art.. But still!
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:iconangelishi:
angelishi Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...Girl. You're a girl. As in, you have a vagina.


This is new information.
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Christ almighty, I don't understand how people didn't know this!!! :noes:
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I always wondered about your sex actually. I still suspect you may be a guy getting his girlfriend to make these videos as part of some sort of plot.
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Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student General Artist
If I had the money, I would buy a song.

Even if it's unflattering.
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:stare: What happened to your avatar?
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student General Artist
what do you mean?
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:iconpokey-bunny:
Pokey-Bunny Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
When I commented it wasn't changing colors, it was just green. It's back to normal now though.
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
You actually need a song. I'm surprised I haven't written about you and your deviousness yet.
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:iconapricots-from-nara:
Apricots-from-Nara Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh, I do? Awesome.
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
I was waiting for you to realise the poison chalice that was posting anything like that on Complaints. Dickflossers be dickflossing.

Good song, anyway. :lol:
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:iconensoul:
ensoul Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Professional General Artist
The pellet with the poison's in the chalice from the palace! /shot
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
You can rhyme anytime, it seems.
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CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
You should totes charge a fiver for a song. I'm sure there are more than enough balloon-egos here willing to pay. :lol:
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Naw, I ain't gonna charge ever probably. I'll just keep making fun of complaints peeps via song for free, :lol:
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:icontrampire:
Trampire Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
I don't know what it is with you and complaints thread... You are trying really hard!! What are you trying to prove?
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Don't be an elitist cunt, I'm having fun with my friends. :B
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:icontrampire:
Trampire Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
How was that elitist??
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:iconblackvragor:
blackvragor Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
You're attempting to dictate what belongs in an internet forum based on your own preconceived notions.
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