What I mean to say is that your grammar is so terrible that if you did so happen to learn about it, it died a slow and painful death.
Next time, don't take the time to make yourself look stupid when writing a complaint and instead learn proper English. That way, we don't have to spend so much time thinking you're an idiot and we can go back to whatever it is we do.
For those of you in a similar situation as I, here is a Translation :
Yesterday I was hanging out with my best friend, and we were outside. Outside, fucking outside, she wanted to be outside. You know how cold it is. Anyway, I couldn't sleep last night, lately I've had problems with sleeping due to the weather. I've been waking up several times during the night. When I stay up I see these sense full comments. Eventually, I just wanted something retarded to complain about to make myself look like an idiot. I'm pretty sure my head is so far up my own ass that my naivety will protect me from 'harmful' comments on the internet. I'm bored, so I'm making this to come across as an idiot. I'll throw in a complaint about how I'm eating everything in sight so this makes me fat. Yet for some reason I'm tired of shitty complaints. I might do something stupid by making a post that slaughters the English language, and then I shall wonder why people cannot understand what it is I post. In some vague attempt to lighten the blows, I shall state that I hate the fact that I love you, when I know none of you, and complained about your valid responses.
Now, I think I'll go and buy some of that brain bleach, even with a translation the sheer stupidity of this post is unfathomable. Dear OP, there is a door. Use it. Please get the fuck out of here.