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February 9, 2013
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Oh god it's so greasy I just can't

:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
So you guys have probably seen the threads about that nice guy whiner where he's all like "I don't want to date any ugly women they are not my preference" and all up in women's shit like judging all women the same.

You know the guy. Well then he uploaded that photo of like a few normal looking women saying he'd be all horrified to wake up next to any of them. And it's like OK they look like pretty average not ugly women to me. Idk what is wrong with him that he thinks normal women are so freaky.

But here's the kicker: he uploads a photo of himself. And he is not exactly a men's underwear model if you know what I mean. Pudgy ruddy face. Just all around greasy lookin', too.

I guess I would call him 'average' too for a guy but I can't imagine anyone finding him sexually attractive. At least in those pics of women he uploaded they took care of their appearance with make up and clothes and etc.. and I can imagine someone out their would find them attractive, but he just looks so damned greasy in his photo.

So damned greasy. I guess statistically there has to be some kind of women attracted to that though. But Idk.
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
He complaints about his bad experiences with women through his idiotic standards and stereotype laden opinions.

He is a man who owns and wears a T-shirt with a dragon on it.

I laughed.
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
I'm glad someone laughed today!
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:iconaxl--rose:
Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
What's wrong with dragon shirts?
(not that I wear them)
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darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
pics or get out. :iconnotimpressedplz:
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
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darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
eh, he's average.
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SROnivera Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
2greasy4me
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SweetNspooky Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I puked in my mouth a little.
He does not look healthy or taking care of himself at all.

So its a big 0 Considering he looks like having Outstanding standarts.
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Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
I know, right? And he thinks women must be shallow for disliking him when:

-he looks unhygienic and greasy

-he has bad taste in clothes

-he can't drive a car

-he lives with his mom

-he's a huge misogynist and whiny 'nice guy'
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SweetNspooky Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Exactly Guys likes this often call themselves nice guys...

So true... So sad
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Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Yeah really. I have never met a nice guy who was actually as nice as he thought he was.
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vi0letdreamer Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Photographer
Pics or it didn't happen
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
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Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Also, what's wrong with the dragon shirt? I mean, I'd never willingly wear one, but I'd normally associate it with people who play D+D and listens to metal. Those kind of people strike me as respectful intelligent guys with a pretty fucking fantastic taste in music.

And they take even less care of their appearance, never getting their hair cut or shaving - because that's the METAL thing to do.
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Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
The shirt is silly but he's a grown man. he is 30. And he doesn't look very metal at all!

Metal guys look masculine. He looks sunburnt and pudgy. And his smile looks forced.
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azrael-ink Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
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look at this guy. drama is happening now. hahahahahaha
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:iconheaven-spawn:
heaven-spawn Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
that guy
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:iconazrael-ink:
azrael-ink Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
Yeah really.
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:iconteh-11:
teh-11 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He just keeps digging himself a bigger hole. How sad.
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Yeah I know right??? LOL

I don't think he even reads what other people write. Look at his response to ~brassknucklesgirl, it's like he thought she said something about the model being thin when she already mentioned she was a plus size model in her post.
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teh-11 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:no:
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
:no:
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
OMG LOL!
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PhanThom-art Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is so lame, posting a thread just to call him ugly because he said that he doesn't like certain women. If you were mature, you would've thought to yourself ''what an asshole'' and gotten on with your life, but you just had to make a thread to insult him back.
In case you haven't noticed, people have extremely diverse tastes in sexual partners so just let the guy think what he thinks and hope that he grows up to learn that there's more to people than meets the eye. And you need to grow up too, because this is the single most pointless insult in the world.
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Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
To be fair, he was being a bit of a cunt.
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:iconaxl--rose:
Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Well I don't know. He kind of looks like Jason Segel, and I don't see women lining up to call him ugly.
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
I think Jason Segel is ugly. Same with Seth Rogen.
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Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Hmm. Well you're clearly not speaking from a position of total objectivity then.
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
And to top it off Jason Segel has absolutely zero charisma.
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Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
They look like man-children. They're pudgy with "soft" fatty facial features. Seth Rogen isn't as bad as Jason Segel, because he's a bit more masculine. But Jason Segel is just a huge turn off. He comes off as weak and pathetic and sad and only moderately intelligent and sort of unfunny--or at least all his characters do. At least Seth Rogen is sometimes funny, which makes him slightly more attractive. He has a better smile, too.

And this Wes guy is also looks like he's sunburnt in his pictures, which is not a good thing.
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heaven-spawn Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
see this is what i have been talking about but different beauty standards are higher for women guys like seth and jason are ugly but still able to be main characters but if you notice their girlfriends in movies are always stereotypically hot

same with those ugly guys in the movie superbad

ugly guys ok

ugly girls not ok
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
I think this guy might actually believe this shit.
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Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
I hate this really stupid complaints trend of making callout threads and not linking to the fucking picture in question in the op like the coy little attention fucking whore the buttfucking faggot op is.

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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Well if you lurk more you would see that doing so is frowned upon.
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:iconpatt-ytto:
Patt-Ytto Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
No, you're just all a bunch of nancies with no balls. :I
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darkanddefiant Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
since when? :lmao:
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GeNeRaLLuLz Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
I like a chick that can put away some kfc
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Axl--Rose Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Links?
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
They are already posted plenty of times in the thread.
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CannibalCain Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student General Artist
He'll learn soon enough. Even models like when their partners have tolerable personalities.
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Kizziesama Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Eh, he's not the most unfortunate looking male, but he's not exactly in the position to demand to date only models :lol: Let him dream.
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Yep! :lol:

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I like how in his example of "what men want to date" he used a model. :lol:

All of the pictures he posted were of extremes, too. Either extremely fat, extremely hot model, or extremely anorexic. It's like he lives in a world of black and white.
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kausawolf Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I...I dont get greasy people.
Bathing is not hard. Really.
Even the hottest guy in the world, if he was all greasy and icky I would noooot touch him.
Just...Just shower.
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
I know, right?
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Princess-Rufflebutt Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student General Artist
links?
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
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:iconazrael-ink:
azrael-ink Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
they're in the thread.
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Fuzzyhair Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013   General Artist
Tbh, I've seen a lot of ugly.
And that guy, in my opinion, is fairly far away from it :P
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:iconjae-zraela:
Jae-Zraela Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Well he is like average but leaning towards ugly I think. Not hideous but not dateable.
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MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've seen people call dolled up photoshoped looking women unbearably hideous. At that point, I have to wonder what more do you want? Have you been sent to a different planet/universe where the women were soooooo attractive that our regular earth women can't compare?
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