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"I invaded this bitch's personal space, bitches love having their personal space invaded"

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ApocalypsePonii Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Every morning on the bus some fidgety seven year old sits next to me and beats me up with their tiny plastic backpack (YOU ARE LIKE THREE FEET TALL HOW CLOSE DO YOU EVEN NEED TO BE TO ME), driving me up the fucking wall. I don't like kids, I don't like physical contact, and I sure as hell don't appreciate any combination of the two.

At some point this week, a boy I don't even remotely like came up behind me and held my hair as I walked to class. It wasn't funny and it wasn't cute and nobody laughed.

Today, a boy brushed his hand across my shoulder as he walked past my desk. I might have written that off as him not noticing that my shoulder was there, had it not felt so unnervingly creepy and purposeful. :stare:

tl;dr-:noes::megaphone:I DO NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED SO PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH ME
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:iconleapinglela:
LeapingLela Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He has a crush in you.
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:iconhippo-rim-job:
hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Sex is going to be a bummer for you.
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Just glare at them like this :iconfrownplz: and they should leave you alone! :dummy:
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UniversalKiwi Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
I don't like it when strangers invade my personal space either, yet it still happens. People would grab my hair because it's somehow more acceptable to do that because it's fuzzy. What makes it worse is the fact I don't like people that much in the first place, and I'm slightly paranoid they'll rip my scalp off.

Anyway, I think this happens because society generally expects us to be extroverted.

TL;DR: I can sort of relate.
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x666NiGhTmArE666x Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
I want to poke out the little kid's staring and observing eyes when they look at me.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
They're ignorant about it because they're young? :shrug:

For the other times, just :icondickkickplz: them. :B
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Tibban Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Don't let them near you. On the bus if some little shit comes near me I glare at them.
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Svataben Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Turn your head, glares at them, and ask "why are you touching me?"
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
In a very loud voice. :nod:
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:iconsvataben:
Svataben Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly, shame them into submission. (Works on all but the worst drunk men in bars too.)
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, definitely. Women have the power there, I guess. :nod:
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MrBonecracker Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:pat:
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ash-ketchum09 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I hate personal space invaders, too. :no:
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:iconludwigvankickass2:
LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Next time someone touches you look them right in the eye and say, "Hurrrrng!"
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:iconzenblood:
ZenBlood Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
There's this one somewhat retarded, short girl in my high school who likes to make farting noises and touch people's hair or poke them.
I don't let her do that to me :stare:
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NudeDoctor Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
:stare: I hate children.

And depending, I usually don't like people randomly touching me. Friends can touch me. Strangers shouldn't. Some kind of accidental brush is fine, but outright touching is just weird.
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tacosteev Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist
Play corners on the bus. Soon kids will stop sitting next to you :la:
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:iconkoyukuk:
Koyukuk Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Static electricity :icongrinstareplz: Use it.
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:iconstieger:
Stieger Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
CREEPY SHIT
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EarthGal Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
I can't stand it when get too touchy-feely either. This one woman I used to work with didn't seem to even understand the concept of personal space. She'd get reeeeaaal close just to talk and used to come up from behind and rub my arms or hold me by the waist. :stare: It was uber creepy.

Worst of all when I told her to cut that shit out she looked at me like I broke her heart which made me feel like a cold, heartless monster. :C
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Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Bring a robot guard with you next time.
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kayanne21 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
A guy held your HAIR all the way to class?....
Tell him to fuck off.
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Abasur Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
So do something about it. I particularly like Rocklou's suggestion, helps make their decision a little bit easier for them.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Why doncha move to another seat on the bus? And why are ya letting this guy grab yer hair? Tell him to piss off! And as for the last one, yeaa he probably just accidentally brushed against you, not much going on there.
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Penhuin Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hit the kid back. Beat up the guys too.
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:iconwhatonearth:
whatonearth Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why did you let that boy hold your hair all the way to class? :stare:
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TBPow Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Clearly, there is only one solution for overly-touchy people: electrified clothing. That way, nobody will be able to touch you with their dirty, grubby fingers...not even you! It's the ultimate weapon in enforcing personal space, second only to Chuck Norris. Or Justin Bieber's latest hit.

Just don't forget to turn it off before giving someone a friendly hug...or a handshake. Or lightly brushing against them...
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
People just don't understand these days..
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RockLou Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're a girl. You can beat the shit out of them and no one will care. Would not work the other way around. Use this to your advantage.
Tis all im saying.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student General Artist
You're making double standards worse :crying:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude, fuck that. :noes:
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nightconstellations Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't like kids, I don't like physical contact, and I sure as hell don't appreciate any combination of the two.

Yep. I'm not touchy-feely unless I really like somebody, and I don't like kids as it is, but it reaaaally doesn't help that they also have no concept of personal space.

It sounds like you're being too passive. You need to turn around and call people out when they do that. I've actually come to enjoy it. It's very empowering and these men never expect to be corrected, so they're always really surprised. The initial expressions are entertaining. Even if it's just 'Excuse me, do you have a reason to be in my personal space?', it's leagues better than saying nothing and making them think that the behavior is okay.

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Felissauria Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You sound like a doormat. Stop letting yourself get walked on, doormat.
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0rg Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
ask him if he wants to /ss/
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Trampire Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
Maybe you should tell them how you feel or talk to someone who's responsible.
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shininginthedarkness Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
For gosh sakes, 2 of these situations could be fixed with a well deserved smack. Not like a face smack, a hand smack.

For the 7 year old I'd probably start bringing a binder or open umbrella or something, and make a wall. Beat HIM up with a backpack, see how he likes it.
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whatonearth Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed!
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:iconapocalypseponii:
ApocalypsePonii Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Because beating up small children is always a good solution. :lol:

:paranoid:...I'll keep that in mind.
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:iconwhatonearth:
whatonearth Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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Ronin201 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
okay this reply you just gave made me laugh so much :rofl:
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
He want's to sex you up. :eyes:
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:iconcosmic-doodle:
Cosmic-doodle Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Or sex them down :eyes:

This makes no sense. :B
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
:pat:
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:iconcosmic-doodle:
Cosmic-doodle Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Get your hands off me. :stare:
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