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"I invaded this bitch's personal space, bitches love having their personal space invaded"

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ApocalypsePonii Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Every morning on the bus some fidgety seven year old sits next to me and beats me up with their tiny plastic backpack (YOU ARE LIKE THREE FEET TALL HOW CLOSE DO YOU EVEN NEED TO BE TO ME), driving me up the fucking wall. I don't like kids, I don't like physical contact, and I sure as hell don't appreciate any combination of the two.

At some point this week, a boy I don't even remotely like came up behind me and held my hair as I walked to class. It wasn't funny and it wasn't cute and nobody laughed.

Today, a boy brushed his hand across my shoulder as he walked past my desk. I might have written that off as him not noticing that my shoulder was there, had it not felt so unnervingly creepy and purposeful. :stare:

tl;dr-:noes::megaphone:I DO NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED SO PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH ME
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LeapingLela Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He has a crush in you.
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Sex is going to be a bummer for you.
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Just glare at them like this :iconfrownplz: and they should leave you alone! :dummy:
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UniversalKiwi Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
I don't like it when strangers invade my personal space either, yet it still happens. People would grab my hair because it's somehow more acceptable to do that because it's fuzzy. What makes it worse is the fact I don't like people that much in the first place, and I'm slightly paranoid they'll rip my scalp off.

Anyway, I think this happens because society generally expects us to be extroverted.

TL;DR: I can sort of relate.
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x666NiGhTmArE666x Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
I want to poke out the little kid's staring and observing eyes when they look at me.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
They're ignorant about it because they're young? :shrug:

For the other times, just :icondickkickplz: them. :B
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Tibban Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Don't let them near you. On the bus if some little shit comes near me I glare at them.
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Svataben Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Turn your head, glares at them, and ask "why are you touching me?"
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3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
In a very loud voice. :nod:
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Svataben Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly, shame them into submission. (Works on all but the worst drunk men in bars too.)
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