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No, I DON'T want to play toilet chicken.

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Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
Picture this: You have five minutes of time between class. In a desperate effort to stay awake during the most boring lecture you can possibly picture, you consumed a big gulp sized cup of coffee/red bull/energy drink of your choice.

Your bladder is distended to the point where if you trip, there is a serious chance that you will wet yourself. You waddle desperately out to the ladies room to relieve the pressure. Its a brand spanking new building so the chances the toilet will actually work is pretty darn good.

EXCEPT.

After you finish your business, you have a split second to pull your pants up and get out of the stall before the autoflush kicks in. For if it does, the toilet is so enthusiastic, so excited to do its job that the splashzone is pretty much the entire stall. There is not enough time to reroute to a different building. You must use this particular bathroom.

The game of Toilet Chicken has begun.

Good luck, Player One. :salute:
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Orange-Zeppelin Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
The toilets at my school are very, very, thorough with autoflushing to the point that they often flush before, during, and immediately after your business, but for some reason once you've wiped you have to manually flush the paper. SO MUCH WATER WASTED
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Reicheru-Ketsueki Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
lmao ewww >,,<
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KillerFreya Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought toilet chicken was when you have to puke and have diarrhea at the same time.
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
No, that is you are SOL
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:iconfullmetal-animator:
Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Did the auto flush 'wash' your ass or something? :lol:
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
No, I'm fast enough it hasn't caught me.

Yet. :paranoid:
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Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Professional Filmographer
:lmao:
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Is your country too lazy to flush? So they had to get automatic ones?
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Shidaku Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
Technically it's more sanitary since people aren't touching handles to flush right after touching themselves. It's also more water conservative because someone couldn't hold the handle down for a long time to be sure it flushes, the toilet only uses exactly as much water as it's supposed to.
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Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
We have the little sensitive ones, where you don't have to touch it, it does the same thing, but allows you to relax. Also you still touch the handles of the door to get out, so its still unsanitary.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Apparently that is the reputation, yes
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Filmographer
I've had it where I was in a public toilet and it was so eager to flush, I was still sitting down. Shock of my actual life. :lol:
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
That happens more often than you think
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:iconsewlolita:
SewLolita Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013   General Artist
*is laughing*
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Meanie pants. :(
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SewLolita Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013   General Artist
oh come on- the way you worded it, made it hilarious :D
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Fine. :unimpressed: See how you feel when your pants get soaked
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Professional
Solution: Pee standing up and from a distance!
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
I lack the equipment to do so
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Professional
Improvise!
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
I guess I could concentrate really hard and try to grow a dick that way.

But I don't think it would work
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Professional
Someone's not thinking outside the box!
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
But I like my box. :(
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:iconcrimeroyale:
CrimeRoyale Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Professional
I should think so. It's damp with toilet water!!
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
I have moved to a different box
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theGman0 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconlulfaceplz: that's fucking hilarious.
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
You know, the icon picture didn't show up, so in my message box I thought it said "skullfuckplz:

I am slightly disappointed
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theGman0 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist
lol
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:iconzodiacgal:
zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Umbrella maybe?
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Because those are so much easier to maneuver than a pair of trousers, yes
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
EXACTLY :dummy:
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:iconaret:
Aret Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
One word: Raincoat.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Hard to pee through that though
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:iconaret:
Aret Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, but then instead of having to escape the stall, you just grab the coat off the door and use it as a splash guard.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
:no: If there may not be enough time to pull up your pants at a run, why would there be enough time for that?
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miriamscully119 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Artist
This happens with our sinks at school, you have to like stand to the side and do this weird "L" shape with your arms to not get soaked.
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Some of our sinks (all of which have the magic eye for turning on) don't work. :(
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miriamscully119 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Artist
:c Ours also have the auto turn on thing. I don't see the point.
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Frustration?
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:iconmiriamscully119:
miriamscully119 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Artist
Probably.
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Stormofshadows Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, the toilet at my workplace has a tendency to "spit", though it isn't an automatic toilet, thankfully. I despise automatic toilets, I have NEVER seen one that works. The only reason people have them is because of people screaming about how unhealthy touching a toilet handle is. Nevermind that you should still be washing your hands afterwards(i.e. clearing yourself of whatever you might have picked up).
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
There is one building where the toilets are fine, but the sinks have water one degree above freezing anyway. :(
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3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Wow. :O

That's pretty damn amazing. I've never had that happen to me.. autoflushes and all.

Got to be quick about it. :nod:
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
:nod: That is why it is a game
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
A serious one. :no:
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
With serious consequences. Srsly
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
PEE EVERYWHERE! :dummy:
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:iconnephenee:
Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Dude, don't tempt me
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Or what? :la:
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Nephenee Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
I dunno. :shrug:
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