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No, I DON'T want to play toilet chicken.

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Picture this: You have five minutes of time between class. In a desperate effort to stay awake during the most boring lecture you can possibly picture, you consumed a big gulp sized cup of coffee/red bull/energy drink of your choice.

Your bladder is distended to the point where if you trip, there is a serious chance that you will wet yourself. You waddle desperately out to the ladies room to relieve the pressure. Its a brand spanking new building so the chances the toilet will actually work is pretty darn good.

EXCEPT.

After you finish your business, you have a split second to pull your pants up and get out of the stall before the autoflush kicks in. For if it does, the toilet is so enthusiastic, so excited to do its job that the splashzone is pretty much the entire stall. There is not enough time to reroute to a different building. You must use this particular bathroom.

The game of Toilet Chicken has begun.

Good luck, Player One. :salute:
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Orange-Zeppelin Feb 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
The toilets at my school are very, very, thorough with autoflushing to the point that they often flush before, during, and immediately after your business, but for some reason once you've wiped you have to manually flush the paper. SO MUCH WATER WASTED
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Reicheru-Ketsueki Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
lmao ewww >,,<
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KillerFreya Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought toilet chicken was when you have to puke and have diarrhea at the same time.
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:iconnephenee:
No, that is you are SOL
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Fullmetal-Animator Feb 10, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Did the auto flush 'wash' your ass or something? :lol:
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:iconnephenee:
No, I'm fast enough it hasn't caught me.

Yet. :paranoid:
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Fullmetal-Animator Feb 10, 2013  Professional Filmographer
:lmao:
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Self-Epidemic Feb 10, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Is your country too lazy to flush? So they had to get automatic ones?
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:iconshidaku:
Technically it's more sanitary since people aren't touching handles to flush right after touching themselves. It's also more water conservative because someone couldn't hold the handle down for a long time to be sure it flushes, the toilet only uses exactly as much water as it's supposed to.
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Self-Epidemic Feb 13, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
We have the little sensitive ones, where you don't have to touch it, it does the same thing, but allows you to relax. Also you still touch the handles of the door to get out, so its still unsanitary.
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