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Oh my fucking goodness..

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Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Will somebody please pour hot lava on my legs, I'm so damn itchy. Jeans are fucking Satan fabric. :C

Project Runway is dumb this season with making people work in teams.

I'm hoping there is no school tomorrow because of the blizzard.

And what is it with the college/school/work environment that makes you hungry and eat constantly..



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:iconfezcow:
FezCow Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hate jeans. :stare:
Never wore them. Never will.
All of the girls at school wear skinny jeans. I have no idea how the hell they put them on, or how they even survive in them.
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Winxclubgirl Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
To some people jeans are probably really comfortable. I love jeans, especially skinny jeans.
After you break them in, they aren't bad.
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theleaveshaveeyes Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Professional Photographer
I ate something wish fish oil in it (which I'm mildly allergic to) and got a rash. :iconstaresplz:

...on my crotch. :iconeratsplz:
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GeNeRaLLuLz Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
My boner won't go away
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e-c-h Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Professional General Artist
oh that's easy to take care of, just watch this:
[link]
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:iconreicheru-ketsueki:
Reicheru-Ketsueki Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
lol i don't think the bible said that jesus was stan fabric
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:iconblackestfox:
BlackestFox Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Go to Australia, it's written in law you can only wear shorts, a singlet and thongs (Aussie slang for sandals or flip flops). If you're caught wearing anything else, your sterilized and/or castrated.
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dadona777 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
it's a flying fart :iconstaredancefartplz:
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:icontrampire:
Trampire Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
Are you sure lava would solve the itching problem? Because I don't!!
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
A bucket of crabs?
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:icontrampire:
Trampire Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Or big spiders!!
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:iconnicholai-nii:
Nicholai-nii Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
PANTS ARE FOR SQUARES :stare:
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
Omg I no rite
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:iconnicholai-nii:
Nicholai-nii Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yus I no
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:iconcodepurpleyedrawings:
CodePurpleyedrawings Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Stop wearing pants! :nod:
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
:iconaustinpowersplz::iconsaysplz:Oh behave!
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:iconblackestfox:
BlackestFox Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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zodiacgal Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So far, we have rain instead of snow. :saddummy:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
I'm having a blizzard too. :0
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
College closed early, and everyone is going home early form work. D:
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Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
D: My parents are running around, preparing in case of a power outage.
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LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist
I love jeans, man 8-)
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:iconkinrift:
Kinrift Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
Never worn jeans.

Fuck them. :fart:
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:iconangelsdead:
AngelsDead Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
meybe you're allergic to something in your pants?
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
I want some more snow. :(

And I don't like the whole teams thing this season, either.
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:iconfullmetal-animator:
Fullmetal-Animator Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Cut off your legs. Problem solved.
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:iconkorukikonaru:
KorukiKonaru Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
This thread is hilarious simply because of the puns people are putting all up in here :3
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:iconself-epidemic:
Self-Epidemic Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I get really itchy legs from showers, not baths though. But my god do I hate it D:
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
You should fart in those jeans, that'll teach them who's the boss :nod:
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:iconludwigvankickass2:
LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Like how Hitler farted on those Jews!
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
I was told he had gas :lol:
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:iconludwigvankickass2:
LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
They kept on Putsching lentils on him.
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Oh mein god! He practically turned Prussian blue because of it!
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:iconludwigvankickass2:
LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
But still he kept Goebbeling them down.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Not to mention the Hess he was in after it.
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LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
The folks were fuhrerious.
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Cookie-Kitteh Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You know, school actually makes me lose my appetite most of the time...
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Satan fabric

Satin?
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
No, it's devil fabric.
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Sangrde Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013   Digital Artist
maybe it's not a typo? ㅇ wㅇ..
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:iconneo-kaiser:
Neo-Kaiser Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Fap.
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GreenEyedYoshika Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There's a blizzard where you are? Cool! All I have is rain.
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:petting:
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
:iconstaredancefartplz:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You can still fart like a pro, so you must be just fine.
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Aw, thanks. :iconlafartplz:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icondummyfartplz: I tried :saddummy:
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:iconpinkmitten:
Pinkmitten Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
What about these? :iconfartrainbowplz::iconmeowfartplz:
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconbravoplz:
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LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
You know diarrhea is hereditary?
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