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world's dumbest teenager

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TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Interface Designer
I am very open minded about a lot of things but he things I heard today in class not so much. I support creative names like Cadence of Sunny. But Quishada! Who in their right mind would name their child that!?

Girl beside me is pregnant and is planning on naming her son "Semaja" James speller backwards with an "a " at the end. I wanted to yell at her.

One she was planning on naming her child Semaja but second of she was smoking while pregnant. So yeah, she's another "brilliant " teenager.

Oh and I love this : "I don't know how I got pregnant it's not like I gave him a bj! That's how get pregnant right? "

:stare:

*facepalm *

Oh you'd think our health classes would teach us about this but no because parents complained! If we aren't careful we are going to end up with a socket of idiots!

I love how she asked me this, "hey are babies born naked or not. I heard they're naked which is so like disgusting! "

AHHHHHHHHHHH! Shut up and stop drinking you're killing your brain!!!
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:iconkatcam007:
Katcam007 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
I am a teenager and i can do math!
1+1= banana
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Interface Designer
wrong 1+1 = shrawberry!
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:iconkatcam007:
Katcam007 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
:iconimadplz: YOU DONT KNOW MATHS. ITS OBVISOUSLY 1+1=BANANA!
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Interface Designer
YOU DON'T KNOW MONTY PYTHON I AM A KNIGHT OF KNII! I DEMAND A STRAWBERRY!!
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:iconrocketslugrockscp:
rocketslugrockscp Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, at least I can become the world's second dumbest teenager.
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:iconnonecansee:
nonecansee Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist
*shrug*
My friend once told me our common names today might've been weird back in the day :)

Let them have their moment, I guess. I'm surrounded with people with both cool-traditional and cool-creative names, but I also know of people with strange-traditional and strange-creative names.

As long as your kid never has to feel ashamed of their name, they'll be fine.

*personally, I would like to construct creative names based off words or names with a little more established meaning. So I can give my kid a fuzzy heart-warming story about his/her name. :giggle:
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Interface Designer
well yes...I mean my character names in my books are like Liyola or Loradea, Mavelyn, Enakyrah, Fyka. They're weird because they're in a different realm. And i even have a satirical story with people named Twitter, Instagram, Nintendo and Apple.
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:iconmrwillleh:
MrWillLeh Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't really care about names & naming, but the latter part started to give me headache :stare:
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:iconmaltese101:
maltese101 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
You should have heard of Yerusariel di Andora.

Okay no. Semaja is lame haha lol it sounds so stupid! :D
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Interface Designer
it sounds like a sex disease ...yeah he gave me semaja :stare:
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:iconpuella-magi-kyoko:
Puella-Magi-Kyoko Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Me and my siblings Genesis, Mirakle, Aphrodite, and think that Semaja is a stupid name
-Neveah
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Interface Designer
your name is Neveah! One of my book characters is that name..she's a guardian angel!

sorry, moment. I'm actually okay with those names because we know the pronounciations and they have meanings. They're not pet names you know?

Like princess, Pepper, Cutie, and so on. But they're also not like Keekiwayukalu
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Puella-Magi-Kyoko Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh, I was just joking, my name isn't really Neveah. I was just listing a couple names I've seen around.
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Interface Designer
oh
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:iconzenblood:
ZenBlood Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Well, babies on the Sims are born with their clothes on :D
Or a baby wrap, whatever.
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Interface Designer
yeah but sims is against sex addicts who get horny by the site of naked babies XD
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:iconzenblood:
ZenBlood Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student General Artist
That is true!
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Interface Designer
I would know by watching my brother's reactions to the "hot" girl taking a shower.
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:icontbpow:
TBPow Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Just give her a juice box and send her back to the children's table. Problem solved! :la:
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Interface Designer
heehee

earlier she was telling me this:

Christyna: yeah actually Semaja is a stupid name, James wanted his son that i like Nathaniel.

me: Oh N-AT-H-A-N-I-E-L?

Christyna: No N-E-T-T-H-A-Y-N-Y-E-L

Me: :stare:

Christyna: and I want my daughter to be Kiwanie
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:icontbpow:
TBPow Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh...wow...I feel sorry for her children. They're going to have a rough childhood.
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:iconsophizzleizhere:
SophizzleIzHere Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Babies are born in their Birthday Suit.
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Interface Designer
heehee
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Solum-Ipsum Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcome to the modern world. If you think our kind is not doomed yet, please reconsider. Oh, I see you have a brain; would you like some quotes with that? [link]
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RandomRobskii Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student Filmographer
Another thing I'll add in, people calling their children 'princess'. I mean, are we for real? How do you even tell off a child called princess? Who calls their child princess in the first place???
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TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Princess you are in big ass trouble!!

I don't know.

I mean a long time ago the name "Royal" was popular that was big back with pioneers.
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:iconhorrificsensation:
HorrificSensation Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
your school is for retards i'm guessing
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Indeed oh well it's hilarious and sad
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:iconabasur:
Abasur Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
One can only assume
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:iconworld-hero21:
World-Hero21 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I dunno...I kinda like those names. :bucktooth:

As for the stupidity...Oh my god. Who let her reproduce? :stare: "I THOUGHT BJS GET YOU PREGNANT! ARE BABIES BORN NAKED? :slow:"

No, they're born with their own clothes on. :iconyoudontsay-plz:
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:iconplaceusernamehere:
placeusernamehere Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
It's okay. Someone's named their kid 'Abcde' before because it was easy to remember.
It can always, always be worse.
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:iconludwigvankickass2:
LudwigvanKickass2 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Try Le-a.
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:iconcodepurpleyedrawings:
CodePurpleyedrawings Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:stare: This depresses me.

No more!
:icondancingplz:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Tell this to Self-epidemic. She thinks everyone is smart enough not to get pregnant if they have sex. This is proof that they don't.
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:iconsinisterstick:
SinisterStick Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Says the one who has a gallery full of pictures depicting you as a complete slut.

If you're going to troll, at least make some sense. :no:
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:iconkawaii-cookies:
kawaii-cookies Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student General Artist
ah silly chavs :giggle:
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:icondaemigor:
Daemigor Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Why does it matter what she names her child? :shrug:
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:iconunreasonablereasons:
UnreasonableReasons Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was kind of thinking that too...my mom's naming her next kid Caliapi. In this day and age, unique names are in. What does it matter if they're kind of weird?
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:iconhopelesspandora:
HopelessPandora Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student General Artist
Like the Greek muse Calliope? Or is it pronounced different?
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:iconunreasonablereasons:
UnreasonableReasons Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No, pronounced the same, she's just spelling it differently.
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:iconannalwagner:
AnnaLWagner Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
And these are the people who reproduce....
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god this isn't serious... I refuse to believe this level of stupidity EXISTS.
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:iconannalwagner:
AnnaLWagner Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I taught a seminar where a woman asked me how to turn on the computer (*it was an old laptop with a power button obviously present before her eyes*.
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You'd think in the age of computers that this wouldn't be a problem anymore >.>
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:iconannalwagner:
AnnaLWagner Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
This was about 4 years ago or so... but yes. It was sad.
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:iconcosmic-doodle:
Cosmic-doodle Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lots of messages flagged as spam in this thread. :noes:
Now I'm all curious. :grump:
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TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Interface Designer
i didn't hide that. This troll just basically yelled at every body and completely slammed the thread. It was funny but he told me that I should kill myself.
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Cosmic-doodle Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know that. Regular members cannot hide posts that aren't on their own personal stuff on here. :B
I meant I was curious as to why they were hidden, but I figured it was troll posts.
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Major troll post. I found it entertaining.
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MaddalinaMocanu Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Another pregnant teenager... It must be a trend or a plague... :shrug:
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