But but...if she doesn't complain to someone, she's going to take her frustrations with Tumblr, not getting that new iPhone her daddy promised her, missing Vampire Diaries and wanting to sleep with the Onceler out on her wrists! Have a heart!
I know. We must be considerate of her sensitive feelings. You know how the teenagers these days are. If you don't glue your lips to their ass, then you're a cyberbully and they're going to call the po-po on you.
Because God forbid the IT department actually not try and relax at their Super Bowl Party but instead pull out a magical device or boot up an all knowing software that will tell them every bug in their system with perfect accuracy that also doesn't slow down the servers or need them to go down for a while.