I HATE MY LIFE
OMG I'm so fucking sick of people being rude to me I mean its not my fault I'm awesome
Hello I'm sorry I can't help it if you're jealous of the fact that I'm rich and prettier than you!
*Penhuin is such a jerk to me I mean every time I say something he always makes me angrier but everyone else thinks I'm being a bitchy teenager!
Like shut up TTFNJinx you fucking bitch I know you are one of the "vibekes" who are pretending to be me its so obvious because you can't write!
Even the nice people here hate me! They say I'm rude but its not my fault i don't have a car!
And if you're going to respond in my thread or on my work or journals at least use your brain!
Some body shut these horrible bastards up! I hate my life!
Every day nobody gives me what i want why!!!??
So when I get my car please let me run you over if you live in the canyons!
How about you stop being an ass hole
rosaix
Unfortunately I haven't been given a car yet because my stupid rich parents hate me and nobody has suggested my work to the DD and I don't have any shampoo!
Trolls are fucking every where! WHY DOES EVERYONE BE MEAN TO ME!!!!
Ugh to the world!
Please help my life sucks!
Hello I'm sorry I can't help it if you're jealous of the fact that I'm rich and prettier than you!
*Penhuin is such a jerk to me I mean every time I say something he always makes me angrier but everyone else thinks I'm being a bitchy teenager!
Like shut up TTFNJinx you fucking bitch I know you are one of the "vibekes" who are pretending to be me its so obvious because you can't write!
Even the nice people here hate me! They say I'm rude but its not my fault i don't have a car!
And if you're going to respond in my thread or on my work or journals at least use your brain!
Some body shut these horrible bastards up! I hate my life!
Every day nobody gives me what i want why!!!??
So when I get my car please let me run you over if you live in the canyons!
How about you stop being an ass hole
rosaix Unfortunately I haven't been given a car yet because my stupid rich parents hate me and nobody has suggested my work to the DD and I don't have any shampoo!
Trolls are fucking every where! WHY DOES EVERYONE BE MEAN TO ME!!!!
Ugh to the world!
Please help my life sucks!
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I have to admit. Your satire is amusing at times.
that's good. I'm trying to think of more funny things.
ooh i have big one..I just got to poop it out
Duh I hate failtrolls.
They're so damn unfunny.
They're so damn unfunny.
To the people replying seriously in this thread, don't they realize this is a pitiful attempt at trolling?
Fail troll in the dungeon, people! Move along!
Fail troll in the dungeon, people! Move along!
i loves dat guyyy
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just take the fucking weed you fucked up mushroom!
CUPCAKE!!!!
U fucking waste of life!
Not to mention you're a dirty, pennyless hippy!
Troll harder!
U fucking waste of life!
Not to mention you're a dirty, pennyless hippy!
Troll harder!
Go to hell
Of course I'm serious
Troll harder
Obviously we hate you
Hell please take her away
Eventually you will do what I command
Live with love you ugly cupcake
La la la la
Of course I'm serious
Troll harder
Obviously we hate you
Hell please take her away
Eventually you will do what I command
Live with love you ugly cupcake
La la la la
I'm going to use it... 
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?
because I'm an angel 
That's a mildly amusing thought.
well its true
I'm sorry.
awe, come here. You need a hug 
Careful she's poisonous